Ryder Windham

Freelance writer.

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I'm selling stuff on eBay. Now you know.
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@jasoncfry "I believe you should never use a semicolon in dialogue. The semicolon may be grammatically correct but it doesn’t look right." — Elmore Leonard

"A writer who uses a semicolon in dialogue may benefit from a semicolonoscopy." — Ryder Windham

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@psnelson_dcsd Dear Ms. Nelson, Please extend my thanks to Caleb for his enthusiastic comments! I'm delighted that he enjoys the Star Wars books I wrote. Best regards, —Ryder Windham

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@TomiUngerer "Anyone who eats meat is an accessory to the assassination, and if there is one thing I don't like to be, it is an accessory." —@TomiUngerer, Far Out Isn't Far Enough

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@TomiUngerer

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Thanks to Shea Standefer for creating the emblem for the 2018 World Blood Drive, an annual International not-for-profit event that encourages Star Wars fans to give blood.
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https://t.co/YSG6n17GkD https://t.co/u6GgNDEHwU

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@CptOrdo, that may be the most unusual compliment I've ever received. Trust I do appreciate it and wish you well. —Ryder cc: @wnprcolin

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Give blood at @TwainHouse with @CTRedCross on Nov. 6, get a free Star Wars action figure! https://t.co/pvfwXWcBBs, enter code 6912SW.

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Give blood at @TwainHouse on Nov. 6, get a free Star Wars action figure! https://t.co/pvfwXWcBBs, enter code 6912SW.

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Thanks @RyderWaldronDDS for a fun interview http://t.co/dc51d6U1Tr and for supporting http://t.co/ztnnTHt8xO

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The first 50 blood donors at the ComiCONN Blood Drive on Saturday, August 16, will receive free Star Wars loot.

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I'm posting a bounty. Collect the most blood for the World Blood Drive on June 14 and win big bragging rights.

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@Randy_Stradley @MaryLFL Ja, mein Foto, ihr Vaserhosen. Muss ich es für Sie buchstabieren?

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@Randy_Stradley @MaryLFL Mary can be a Pith Lord Proxy if she wears a pith helmet, drinks w/ Randy, and carries my photo in her hip pocket.

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@LMWArizona @dkpublishing Dear Lisa Morris-Wilkey, Thank you for letting me know about the IRA list! Best regards, - Ryder Windham

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My dog is whimpering in his sleep.

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On my 2nd floor porch, looking down at my dog in the back yard. Can't help thinking about Rear Window.

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My dog vomited three times within an hour.

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Waiting for a professional to cut my dog's hair.