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recovering fat kid | vámonos patos 🦆

[ryan @rye_inn_]

at least we have a young coach!

[Zachary Neel @zacharycneel]

Packing ZYNs and going shirtless with Pat McAfee sells recruits. What does Dan Lanning tell donors who give him millions when the on-field product doesn't match the investment?

"I promise that we're working extremely hard."

Is that answer good enough?
https://t.co/fKEeAIpSSL

[ryan @rye_inn_]

@jeffpalmerr Well at least there will be no dance this year so we won’t be handed our annual 20+ point ass kicking to end the season.

I hope Dan is man enough to make changes and hire experience.

We haven’t been to a national championship game in a decade. Hope it doesn’t take another 10.

[ryan @rye_inn_]

I think I was wrong about Will Stein.

I think Dan may have been actually holding him back.

[ryan @rye_inn_]

@jeffpalmerr I also don’t understand the fascination with Dans age.

NIL has changed everything. Recruits don’t matter as much with the portal.

Win now. Witty one-liners and cigars after you win a championship.

[ryan @rye_inn_]

@jeffpalmerr I know you are much more of an expert analyst than I am. I’m just a fan who wants to win the big one.

But I’d name Chesney and Morris since they’ve outclassed him. They’ve turned broken programs into winners. Dan inherited a pretty good thing.

[ryan @rye_inn_]

@jeffpalmerr Was wrong about Stein.

Been right about Dan though. Called it after we got waxed by Indiana. And I remember you thinking I was crazy 🤔

[ryan @rye_inn_]

this is a soft mentality to have leading a program.

[Rob Moseley @DuckFootball]

Dan Lanning: "My message to everyone that supports this program is: I promise we're working extremely hard. Their support is appreciated. ... Support doesn't just lead to wins. There has to be a translation there in the way that you coach and the success that you have." #GoDucks

[ryan @rye_inn_]

this entire oregon coaching staff is unbelievably arrogant and unserious. what did they even do during the bye week?? smoke cigars and do podcasts?

[ryan @rye_inn_]

when does drew mehringer get benched?

[ryan @rye_inn_]

this oregon coaching staff is god awful

[ryan @rye_inn_]

this dumpster fire of a game is a great way to bookend the season.

looking forward to next seasons let down.

#GoDucks

[ryan @rye_inn_]

I bet duck football fans were the control group for this

[University of Oregon @uoregon]

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[ryan @rye_inn_]

these players are charmin ultra soft

[Tyson Alger @tysonalger]

Only Teitum Tuioti was made available to speak with media.

[ryan @rye_inn_]

why does oregon always seem to get the highly ranked recruits who don’t give a shit and not the highly ranked recruits that actually do shit?

[ryan @rye_inn_]

autzen needs to boo this team when they run out next saturday

they are a disgrace to the brand

[ryan @rye_inn_]

dan lanning:

great at aura farming, cute little videos and making guest appearances on Pat McAfee.

terrible at actually being a football coach

[ryan @rye_inn_]

#DoneWithDan

[ryan @rye_inn_]

make this sorry ass team take a bus back to eugene

[ryan @rye_inn_]

two games into this season and this feels less like a hot take

[ryan @rye_inn_]

hot take: dan lanning ain’t it

two blowout losses in the playoffs