rye bread 🍞

hey what's up I really like soup and I reference spongebob at least once a day that's all you gotta know!!!

[Tyler is finishing a book, slow to reply @TylerAlterman]

When did you first discover the malleability of social reality?

For me, it was when I did my Eagle Scout project (building a boardwalk). I was advised to call up lumberyards and ask for wood for free. I did and the lumberyards were just like "OK"

[Alyson Coletta @alysoncoletta]

This cannot be the same body that survived Warped Tour

[rye bread 🍞 @ryebr3ad]

is there a dci support group bc why has it been 6 years and I still have so much unresolved trauma 🤔 watching all of the show announcements every summer is just a yearly reminder of all of the amazing things I could have experienced if I wasn’t treated the way I was 😐 rip

[rye bread 🍞 @ryebr3ad]

:-|

[rye bread 🍞 @ryebr3ad]

Ah yes, that time of year I want to throw out everything I own and change my entire personality 🤠🤡

[rye bread 🍞 @ryebr3ad]

i would like to be a frog in a pond

[rye bread 🍞 @ryebr3ad]

There is nothing more unhinged than lighting a cigarette in an indoor concert venue????? Insane behavior

[Brian Jordan Alvarez @brianjoralvarez]

I just let it linger for like 11 hours. It was incredible

[rye bread 🍞 @ryebr3ad]

My heart actually cannot take another colorguard montage from dayton lol I haven’t felt like marching again in years but this year it hurts a little extra 😩

[Brian Jordan Alvarez @brianjoralvarez]

Coca Cola…….just fabulous

[rye bread 🍞 @ryebr3ad]

if you’re looking for a life hack to feel better about yourself I recommend writing the most unhinged to-do list every day that includes the most mundane things like “wake up” & “go to work” so every night u can check a bunch of things off of ur to-do list & feel accomplished 😎

[rye bread 🍞 @ryebr3ad]

I will die on this hill- laundry is a human right and it should be against the law to not have free in-unit laundry ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[rye bread 🍞 @ryebr3ad]

@classygigi Omggggggggggg 💀

[rye bread 🍞 @ryebr3ad]

I cannot stress to you enough how much getting a new job has completely changed my life at this moment 😭😭 energy to do things outside of work? Weekends off? More money so I’m not scraping by every month?? No toxic boss? Is my depression cured lmao???

[bex @hexed_bex]

you have to be a whole other level of gay and traumatized to recognize this location

[rye bread 🍞 @ryebr3ad]

@classygigi ….OMG I wanna be there rn

[rye bread 🍞 @ryebr3ad]

Someone needs to do something about concert ticket prices and ticketing websites……like what are we doin guys

[rye bread 🍞 @ryebr3ad]

@GEICO almost on month 3 of waiting for help from ANYONE since my car was hit while parked outside my apartment….not sure why I pay over 1k a year for insurance from Geico and I can’t even open my passenger door and am expected to pay for the repairs that aren’t my fault 😞

[gerald stratford @geraldstratfor3]

I allways carry a vanity mirror with me if you come across a flower which is facing. Down put the mirror on your toe and put it under the plantyou can now se the flowers heart withoutbending down cheers

[rye bread 🍞 @ryebr3ad]

When people break up perfectly good email threads by sending a brand new email with a new subject line…..WHY