ryebread

Turning lemonade into lemons since 1997

[ryebread @ryebread8697]

All cats should start a bakery

[Goblin Moder @mischiefanimals]

good morning

[ryebread @ryebread8697]

Who needs a diet before your wedding when you can be given the stomach flu from either one of your coworkers or one of your students

[ryebread @ryebread8697]

I miss Irving 😞

[roman zone 💥 @italybucketss]

i miss season one when milchick would walk in and go "hello macrodata refinement" and they would all look at him like this

[roman zone 💥 @italybucketss]

i miss season one when milchick would walk in and go "hello macrodata refinement" and they would all look at him like this

[Two Door Cinema Club @TDCinemaClub]

It’s hard to believe that it’s been 15 years since we released this! We mainly talked about what we would do next if no one cared when we released it haha! Thank you for caring! 💚

[leyla 🍒 @LeylaCardenas28]

showing up to work everyday with a fresh blowout and a pencil skirt oh i know milchick was mad af someone else was trying to outcunt him

[mi @egirlpeidona]

i mean fuck, i like pills, i like drugs, i like gettin money, i like strippers, i like to fuck, i like day-drinkin and day parties and hollywood, i like doing hollywood shit— snort it, probably would

[ryebread @ryebread8697]

I fear the man buns are coming back. I’ve been in Chicago for only a few hours and I’ve seen 5

[waka fawksa flame @dumbledonk]

babe wake up le creuset 2025 color guide just dropped

[ryebread @ryebread8697]

Mine and Kahlen’s current vocal tic is talking like Bob Dylan

[Synth Potato🥔 @SynthPotato]

Red Dead Redemption 2 is easily still the most detailed open world game ever made, even 6 years later, nothing has come close.

Here are 10 amazing details from RDR2 that will literally blow your mind that you probably missed. A Thread 🧵

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@dominicperignon I think about Tanya burr and Jim Chapman once in a while and what happened to Martha (their dog) I also think about the whole British friend group of Zoe, alfie, and all of them and one day they just stopped being really close

[ryebread @ryebread8697]

I can’t believe I’m married

[sulky . . @sulky80715248]

it's Be Nice to Me November

[mia @miarrorball]

if you already went to The Eras Tour at least once, may I ask that you stop “desperately” hunting for tickets and leave the opportunities to the people who never went? I understand that you love Taylor and are even a truer Swiftie than them, but they deserve to go at least once — this is the LAST US show.

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@jdwalker1912 @MeanLILMeoW Boot licker

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@erastourticks @LucasOilStadium @taylorswift13 Please! I’ve never been to eras or to see Taylor!

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@raleighbowman I would!

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@erastourticks @LucasOilStadium Please!!! I’ve ever seen Taylor!