Rye

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[Rye @ryemhm]

YALL! I got a text message the other night from a random guy looking for some girl he met at the bar.
1. I went with it when he didn’t get the hint
2. I FOUND OUT THE NEXT DAY MY MOM GAVE HIM MY NUMBER WHEN SHE WAS DRUNK INSTEAD OF HER OWN

[Rye @ryemhm]

@PlumbingSystems just letting you know your employee, Thomas Moore, is an absolute piece of shit bigot! I’ll be letting Summit county know they should book their services elsewhere. Cheers!

[Andrew—#IAmTheResistance @AmoneyResists]

74.5 million of you are so fucking stupid and we will never forget or forgive you for it. What in the ever loving fuck were you thinking?

[Amanda Serrano @Serranosisters]

Ppl lie Numbers don’t 😉

[Governor Jared Polis @GovofCO]

The Free State of Colorado will continue to stand for the values of economic liberty and personal liberty on which our country was founded. I am committed to doing everything we can to protect all Coloradans and our freedoms.

[Lyle 🏝️ @_FromTheIsland]

I want him to tally the votes for the whole country

[Rye @ryemhm]

Damn I thought we were just supposed to set the clocks back by one hour, not 50 years

[denver @dnvrsn]

the clocks on the oven and the microwave this morning:

[🇨🇦CoffeyTimeNews🇨🇦 @CoffeyTimeNews]

Won't be long now until Anita Recount makes her appearance.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Wow AOC not holding back here

[Kyle Clark @KyleClark]

Calling the fight inside the Colorado GOP a dumpster fire is an insult to dumpster fires, which are easily controlled and don't do widespread damage. #copolitics

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

democrats to republicans right now

[Ben Wexler @mrbenwexler]

OK, so if a Democrat calls Trump “America’s Hitler,” they’re responsible for someone shooting at him, but if a Republican calls him that, they get picked to be his VP

[Hunter📈🌈📊 @StatisticUrban]

The level of sellout it takes to go from calling Trump "America's Hitler" to running with him on the same ticket is unreal. Next level ass licking.

[Simon Ateba @simonateba]

In 2016, Trump was going to trigger a nuclear war. In 2020, he was going to end America's democracy. In 2024, the left says as Rachel @maddow claims here, he will be Hitler who will not only destroy democracy but end America as we know it. WATCH

[Keith Boykin @keithboykin]

JD Vance, who called Trump “America’s Hitler” and a “cynical asshole,” and said that any American would have to be an “idiot” to vote for him, has been selected as Trump’s running mate.