ryan

happy to be here

[ryan @Ryface]

Today's workout: For time- 3 Scoops Preworkout, 15 minutes of pacing, 12 curls in the squat rack, 10 single arm iPhone selfies (each arm) x5

[ryan @Ryface]

They’d call him a RINO if he wasn’t a pedophile

[MaineJumbo🌲🦞 @MassJumbo]

The Republican candidate for Senate in Massachusetts has openly admitted to being a pedophile btw and no one cares

[ryan @Ryface]

This is just the system working as intended. Of course a corrupt politician would exploit the corrupt system other corrupt politicians created by themselves for themselves

[Mike Levin @MikeLevin]

This Forbes investigation is a must-read.

Donald Trump pulled in roughly $1.4 billion from crypto in 2025, plus more than $200 million from real estate, and faced a projected tax bill north of $500 million. So his company donated the "development rights" to his Jupiter, Florida golf course to a land trust, argued the course was a natural habitat worth protecting, and kept right on running the club. Forbes estimates the write-off could land around $825 million.

He has done this at least five times since 2005. New York's attorney general alleged two of those appraisals were inflated. In Doral, he claimed a deduction of up to $323 million, more than double what he paid for the entire resort.

A month after the Jupiter deal, he sued the IRS. The settlement his own Justice Department signed bars claims against him over matters that "could be pending," language that appears broad enough to cover this year's taxes. A federal judge found the case was brought to manipulate the judicial process. And the man now running the IRS, who took the job as this deal was being assembled, has a home backing onto those same Jupiter fairways.

This is absolutely ridiculous. Nobody should be able to use the presidency to write his own tax bill.
https://t.co/0MzmPI2AE3

[Roy Drones Jr @chiweethedog]

56 million square feet of forest. There needs to be public beheadings.

[layne @laynefgc]

this slander is so good i could die

[James🔻 @GoodVibePolitik]

Waking up to see a scandal that not only destroys the reputation of one of the most obnoxious and toxic online personalities I know but also does severe and hopefully long lasting emotional damage to a former Israeli soldier

[ryan @Ryface]

They already did the “youre fat because of a personal moral failing and you need help” and once GLPs hit they were like “wait not like that”

[ryan @Ryface]

Not that people cant get it already but once Retatrutide hits, all the gym people who have little businesses doing nutrition are gonna start leaning so hard into implying its somehow cheating

[ryan @Ryface]

Every now and then you’ll come across a person thats still really into CrossFit and it’s like hell yeah dude never let the party die

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

it's amazing just how deep the loser bench of this administration goes. just losers all the way down. every idea is a loser. every single choice is a loser. can't do one thing right without fucking it all up, not even move a goddamn globe

[John Wight @JohnWight1]

This time next year, Zelensky will be safely ensconced at a country mansion somewhere in Sussex. There he will be feted and visited by the likes of Boris Johnson, Keir Starmer, Sunak, Obama, Hillary Clinton, von der Leyen, Sean Penn, William and Kate, and Tony Blair et al.

His memoir, ghost written, will see him embark on a promotional tour of the chat show and podcast circuit, during which he will be curated as the man who stood up to Putin and was betrayed by Trump. Lucrative Hollywood offers for the rights will follow.

As part of this hagiographic carnival, Zelensky will be given an honorary knighthood by King Charles, accompanied by the usual trumpets and banquet.

Meanwhile, back in Ukraine, investigators will uncover corruption under his premiership on an industrial scale. These findings will be summarily dismissed as a in the West as a fabrication, cooked up in the Kremlin.

For the ordinary Ukrainian, left to pick up the pieces, heartrending stories of men being kidnapped from their families by Zelensky's conscription press gangs --- never to be seen again -- will be commonplace.

These stories will be joined by accounts of war pensions denied, compensation payments for the loved ones of fallen soldiers declined, and as will details of widespread torture and abuse within the ranks.

No lessons will be learned -- just as none were learned from previous failed military adventures in Afganisation, Iraq, Libya, Syria, etc.

The circus will move on to the next, confirming that though the faces change, the game remains the same.

[GOP Ls @GOP__Ls]

🚨 BREAKING: Three male sex workers just came forward to reveal that they were paid to have sex with the late Republican Senator Lindsey Graham.

One was UNDERAGE when he reportedly had sex with Graham.

[ryan @Ryface]

The stupids on city council think the problem with Flock is the branding, not its entire premise. ALPRs violate privacy, unconstitutionally mass surveil, and invite police abuses-which RPD has been caught doing. Great job approving a new ALPR contract right before an election 👍

[ryan @Ryface]

school shootings and family annihilations are just going to happen with increasing frequency bc everyone feels hopeless and nihilistic and know our subhuman politicians won't do a single thing to make life better for anyone without a big bank account

[Deeda Weeda aka DMAN 🇵🇸 @DeemTheDreem]

nigga is in the Epstein files being praised as a force holding back national consciousness. nigga sped up the gentrification of his own hood. backdoored a nigga protesting police brutality. has Extensive pedo allegations. MADE TWO ALBUMS W/RKELLY AFTER HIS ALLEGATIONS!

And yet:

[ana @kikeohtani]

i’ve actually never seen dodgers fans so chill after being eliminated, most are already ready for the next season

[crisp mattman @cushbomb]

If you’re rooting for the Rays, you’re a godless mutant, eldritch horror, and a Cardinals fan.

[Klonopin Centaur @facetedcarapace]

One of the most successful things both parties have achieved is convincing Americans that our foreign policy has absolutely nothing to do with our domestic policy, and that the woes of the world aren't directly tied to our own.

[Anthony Pesec @anthonypesec]

"Elon Musk says" is consistently the start of a sentence that ends up being one of the stupidest things that you've ever read in your life.

[seulgibair @seulgibair]

americans see a working class protest in another country and want to shoot the protesters

[Jeet Heer @HeerJeet]

This makes sense when you realize that Acton's estranged mother represents a major demographic cohort -- parents who covered up horrific family secrets and are puzzled why their kids don't talk to them. This cohort is becoming politically organized.