Why have people not thought to turn toilets in the opposite direction of the door to make it less awkward for both parties if a door is opened while sitting on the toilet.
one time someone told me that everytime they meet someone from Arizonan they are all very proud of 3 things:
1. Oreganos Pazookies
2. The expiration on our drivers license
3. No daylight savings
sounds about right.
Why aren’t people more concerned that Curling is in the olympics.... besides the deep lunge in the beginning there’s no athletic ability needed at all.
i’ve become so invested in #thisisus that i googled to see if mandy moore and milo ventimiglia were single because i want them so badly to be together in real life and have triplets so i feel less bad about being so obsessed with a tv show... turns out both not single.