Ryen ☀️

I’m just here to get a good chuckle

[27. @dimvji]

hate when i leave the house in my idgaf clothes and then i start to gaf

[𝐋𝐞𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐝 @Be_like_legend]

I am begging the internet to stop showing me "5-to-9 morning routines" where someone drinks structured water, journals for an hour, and ice plunges before sunrise.

My morning routine is hitting snooze until the fear of homelessness physically drags me out of bed. That’s it. That’s the routine.

[nyara @nyaraVT]

Replacing the rainbow with something even gayer.. the French

[𝐋𝐞𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐝 @Be_like_legend]

My doctor saying “avoid stress” as if stress is a neighborhood I can stop driving through.

[remx @biigrem]

Them canceling schools for tornados is crazy bc they had us in the hallway face down ass up

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

how did i go from this to paying bills 😭

[fresh @fauxfresh]

couldn’t tell you nothing about this show other than i loved it

[KUSO 🔞 URAGONER gamedev @kuso_otoko]

no, whales are cool, I just didn’t expect them to be chinese

[Softboy☄️ @softboywin]

I think smartphones are ruining our lives but also if I had to go to the airport in 1998 with just my wits & a subway map I’d kill myself

[ﾟ✧ﾟ mothemi ﾟ✧ﾟ @kvwviiju]

hey king couldn’t help but notice that big step u took to unstick ur balls just now

[moni @wrappedaroundme]

I’m so broke that I’m making myself mad thinking about past financial decisions. Why have I paid guys to kiss each other at the bar on like three different occasions.

[Sydney Battle @SydneyBattle]

close friend recently started a conversation with “as you know, i’m wearing hats now”

[ɴᴀᴅɪ.🎀༘ @luvblessingz]

“Please respond to this email by the 10th”

Me opening and reading the email on the 27th:

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

This lady in Walmart just told her daughter "you campaigning for a real good ass whooping and you about to win the election"

[☔ @Whotfismick]

hear me out on this one

[Nyra @cosy_love_]

They're finally admitting it.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Congratulations on working 40 hours! You are now free to dissociate for 2 days.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

App idea: Shazam but for the sound my car is making.

[:3 @eternalfreakk]

"why are u pregaming" Plz dont ask me no stupid shit before work

[ꪆৎ @fairiehaze]

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