Ryan H

Self proclaimed rat bastard

[Ryan H @ryh_15]

I need a break from the internet or something no human being should be subjected to the awful opinions on Tik tok

[Ryan H @ryh_15]

The guy who put the “scary stories to tell in the dark” books on school library shelves is going to hell bro do you know how scared I was of the pictures in those as a kid

[Ryan H @ryh_15]

My dreams will not let me forget anything

[Ryan H @ryh_15]

New meme for croods fans: look at this crood look at the top of his head

[Ryan H @ryh_15]

Acting like people who used to cut should have to censor their body for the rest of their life please go kill yourself if you think that way

[Ryan H @ryh_15]

People on this site have no empathy for people who used to self harm and say the most cruel shit I promise you they wouldn’t say it in real life

[Ryan H @ryh_15]

Nightmare blunt rotation and it’s all me cause weed makes me paranoid 😢

[Ryan H @ryh_15]

Boiling poo
Bro, the smell

[Ryan H @ryh_15]

Didn’t know I still had my ex’s address on my shop account and almost sent my new phone case to her address that would have been an awkward conversation

[Ryan H @ryh_15]

I thought it was gone but it returned this morning

[Ryan H @ryh_15]

Taco Bell I demand compensation I ate your lettuce and it gave me the parasite and it has made my life horrible for the past week and a half

[s @slowdeath888]

I think I'm larping being a person

[Ryan H @ryh_15]

Calling Pomni on character ai instead of 911 to tell her my grandfather had a heart attack

[Ryan H @ryh_15]

I know it took a lot of restraint not to thank you Jon

[Ryan H @ryh_15]

I was sitting on pins and needles waiting for Jon Bernthal to say “lemme tell you something”

[BugNuts @Fart_pantz_]

Odysseus: I just want to go home.
NLE Choppa: Smell like Odussy! 😂

[Drew Bricks @DrewBricks]

They covered Agamemnon’s face for the whole movie because Bennie Safdie has resting propeller hat and lollipop face

[Ryan H @ryh_15]

Also saw the trailer for meet the fockers 4 or whatever it is and my dad was looking at the screen like Homelander

[Ryan H @ryh_15]

Just saw the Odyssey and looked up the guy who played Agamemnon thinking he had to be like a former UFC guy or some sort of bodybuilder. No, it’s Benny Safdie. I think it’s for the best his helmet was big as hell