dork dyke diaries ⭐️

nigga it’s a joke #22

[miia @miiagarro]

i hate when my side hustle (my job) gets in the way of my main hustle (dilly dallying)

[Casey @casey_4pf]

You got 4 days to eat TS or it’s old is why

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

“wyd after work?”

me already in bed:

[. @Dboysback65]

My dreams really just be letting anybody in, lmao like why is this bitch here fr 😭

[ganii @gahhnie]

question: are you counting the gay stuff

[𝒹𝓇𝓌💭 @kendrrw]

password requirements be like: one uppercase, one lowercase, one symbol, one ancient prophecy

[𓆨 @fagwithagag]

being autistic feels like anything i say has a 50% percent chance of being misinterpreted and blowing up in my face to ruin my life

[🐝 @beha_hun]

If they cut Social Security, I want every single penny they have taken from my paychecks since the very first day I ever started working.

[wop @wopfineasss]

I’ll see yall in 9 months I got a lot going on right now

[Lij @lijitimate]

Still can’t see why an egg is in a seafood boil.

[໊ @P0PKULTURE]

might be the funniest thing i've seen in a long time

[ozzie 1312 @awzieeeeee]

i love Femme Lesbians and i hate the united states of america

[Goddess 🎀 @prn63ss]

you gotta want me as bad as plankton want that formula or it won’t work…i will get bored and leave idc lol

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Banks close at 4 pm. Appointments run from 9-5. Shops open from 9-5. I work 9-5 in an office. Everyone is only available when I'm not. I can't go to your shop, the bank, or book anything without taking time off work.

Why did we design society like this ??

[manic nixon dream girl @kennixonette]

I love how happy and calm he looks while being different items . many people wouldn't be able to handle it but sponge adapts to the situation

[ඞ @lifeinchaos_]

these erasers ain’t do shit but make the spot darker

[duchess of arrakis @thisisnefertiti]

The spending addiction in adulthood that develops after growing up in poverty

[Lauren @libralaur]

Love island season 8

[kaydenciaga⋆.ೃ࿔*:･ @i30clip]

nigga that’s taylor swift…😒😒

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

When you're hot but you can't sleep without a blanket