Ryan

[ali 𑣲 @ibuprofenbarbii]

me when i mess up: u stupid bitch u just ruined ur entire life everyone hates u u can't do anything right ever

me when i succeed: okay

[goth princess @RiscoKerm]

I bring a sort of “why do we do it this way” vibe to the work place that most don’t like

[ShaneSaw M̷a̷s̷s̷a̷c̷r̷e̷ @FinalDude78]

August 31st September 1st

[indie @INDIEWASHERE]

one minute you’re 16 and then you blink and you’re paying for Canva pro

[Reductress @Reductress]

How to Sleep at Night Knowing You Have to Wake Up Again: https://t.co/1VMxGRUHLf

[Reductress @Reductress]

Why I’m Going on a Silent Retreat After Realizing How Much I Talked at the Hang Last Night: https://t.co/mc7hMfT4Jf

[paige hettinger @404paigenotfnd]

you really do have to wonder why there hasn’t been a single photo of her for two months when they let this fly

[flamin nora @katieogunsakin]

me, hopeful: this week is going to be a good week

me the whole week:

[Reductress @Reductress]

Wow! This Woman Transformed Her Brita Into a Regular Pitcher by Forgetting to Change the Filter: https://t.co/NPWJfDjbis

[Reductress @Reductress]

‘Fear of Failure Keeps Me Up at Night,' Says Woman Who Drinks Four Gallons of Cold Brew Daily: https://t.co/QEM5whG4mL

[Ryan @rykrawczyk]

@delaneynovinka Happy birthday sweet boy!!!

[emily may @emilykmay]

Everyone thinks their kids are normal until you’re leaving instructions for a sitter and you’re like, “do not open the applesauce pouch all the way- open it halfway, hand it to him, and back away slowly. Also he has to sleep with 3 pacifiers and Lightning McQueen.”

[Reductress @Reductress]

This Woman’s Will to Live Is Based Solely on a Cat That Hates Her: https://t.co/eWqOjG49Hr

[Ryan @rykrawczyk]

Checking my toddlers diaper

[Ryan @rykrawczyk]

Whoever decided to take Blues Clues off Netflix can meet me outside after bedtime