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[Kentuckian Mélenchoniste (in-exile)🌹🇫🇷🇵🇸🇺🇦 @ExMiserian597]

There are no red states.

Just red exurbs telling the rest of us how to live

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

I know this is a brain dead hockey fan take but I still can’t believe, with a goal that size, that there aren’t like 40 goals a game in soccer.

[Pillaron al Lagi ☭ 🇵🇸🇪🇭🇨🇩 @Lagiacrus206]

Which is dumb cause these are t'he countries with the highest proportion of vegetarians

[2A History @2aHistory]

Winston Churchill upon learning of Dec. 7, 1941 and that the US would be entering the war:

[Midwest Antiquarian @Eric_Erins]

Some of us are just real freaks. And that’s okay!

[coney dog urbanist @detroitdevdoc]

The urbanism of Detroit’s sports venues is completely wasted by 95% of attendees driving to them in cars.

[EpicTrey @twinkSlayer16]

there are two buttons, red and blue

red button: really fucking evil horse is born. hes so fucking evil and causes world war 3

blue button: abort evil horse, but horse hell now exists, and all horses go there no matter what when they die from now on

what is your choice?

[J @verythickvajjjj]

This lady has been putting belt to ass

[Arthouse Shawn Levy @firagawalkwthme]

Being incapable of seeing the beauty in a desert is a top signifier of lacking a soul btw

[Angela Morabito @AngelaLMorabito]

Tonight is the 251st anniversary of Paul Revere’s midnight ride.

If he were to make the same journey from Boston to Lexington today, he could stop at 7 Dunkin locations. (via Reddit)

[Thorne 🌸 @ExistentialEnso]

This is just depression masquerading as radicalism.

[Jeremiah Johnson 🌐 @JeremiahDJohns]

"We can't take care of sick people or kids because we'd rather use the money on war" is a hell of a midterms pitch

[10,000 motivated kats @Kat_flufy]

1.9 was crazy because for 10 years+ people have only been playing on 1.8 because they were little babies who refused to adapt

[Henry Shevlin @dioscuri]

Idea: a bar called The Situation Room. Like a sports bar but for politics. Cable news and live feeds on the screens instead of football. Atlases and copies of Jane’s Defence Weekly on every table. Multiple sets of Risk and Diplomacy behind the bar.

[Debbie Dingell Stan🇺🇦🇵🇸🇱🇧🇬🇪 @AustinHoney30]

What’s the US’s “fourth” city. Detroit, Grand Rapids, and Lansing are pretty clearly the top 3 but the 4th is more ambiguous. I feel like the main contenders are probably Ann Arbor, Kalamazoo, Traverse City, Flint, or maybe NYC

[Sophia ❣️ @KeruboSk]

ADHD people screenshotting and bookmarking everything because they're afraid of losing ideas, only to never look at them again because the archive is now its own overwhelming problem.

[CJ @UnderSneege]

Believers in the metric system genuinely think 568ml, an absurdly specific amount in their own terms, was stumbled upon by accident.

Trial and error over centuries of hard boozing led us to the pint.

[Zaid Jilani @ZaidJilani]

America has more in common with Mexico than Europe. The European mind cannot grasp the Chevy Tahoe. Juan from Oaxaca can though.

[邸珥菲 @SAIBdelvi]

Random thought:

People tend to underestimate how much human beings need 'reference', not only for relationship and marriage, but also for life in general.

They need to see what they need to do.