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[Robin 🐛 @Undue_Risk]

Oh look at me I’m New York City. I have a cool socialist mayor. My basketball team has perfect vibes and is up 2-0 in the finals. I have the best food and the coolest clubs. I’m the center of the world. Fuck you

[elena @gaystargirlco]

just sent two emails using my phone

[levy @1929stockcrash]

Drove from LA to SF and when I saw this outside my window, I thought of the Bakersfield Italy meme

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

"@MarkMcGrath87: @realDonaldTrump You have a cunty demeanor." True!

[Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff]

Anyone need anything from the bodega

[Nick Newman @Nick_Newman]

Lydia Tár belittled a pangender BIPOC student. She groomed young women. One of them committed suicide.

This morning she got multiple Oscar nominations. Please tell me again how cancel culture is real.

[Val(erie) 🍉 ♠️ @valerie__ughh]

@rebmasel Vegetarian unless provoked

[christain🍕 @boyruminating]

marry me and receive my dowry: instagram follows from 8-10 of my closest friends

[Firastopher 🇵🇸 @firastopher]

@OrangePaulp

[bath & body squirts @bby_brys]

Steve Lacy should just cancel his tour at this point. 😂😂

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

don’t get me wrong, i love the red hot chili peppers. it’s just that i wish they had a song about california

[wife-ally @dudeimnormal]

and is there a mister ogyny…?

[amelia elizalde @ameliaelizalde]

[nancy pelosi email voice] GRU is RISING. can I count on you for $15?

[♍︎ @_xlysn]

men selfies will always crack me up ....... ok girlie do ur thang I see u

[charlie @chunkbardey]

everyone else’s birthday is on the most random possible day whereas mine is on the day where it’s like ok Yeah this is a birthday

[Angus Cloud @anguscloud]

Fexi