Scott Rylander

Runner, dad, hopefully decent husband, craft beer enthusiast, cookie chef

[CapMetro @CapMetroATX]

Our latest #CapMetroCares💜 wrap is for a nonprofit that helps people of all ages and abilities discover the joy of riding a bike. 🚲 Any guesses?

We're here at CycloviaATX til 2 pm!

[Scott Rylander @rylander94]

Family pictures are like regular pictures but with lots more fights and crying.

[Scott Rylander @rylander94]

Please tell me at least one news outlet will run a headline that reads "'BIDEN' FAREWELL" because dad jokes are how we begin to heal.

[Scott Rylander @rylander94]

@zoesaldana Thank you for producing MPower 👍🏻

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14yo: *makes 5-minute, 1-cup cookie*
Me: this is really good, where'd you find the recipe?
14: TikTok. You can learn anything there!
Me: Nice.
Also 14yo: *rides bike on nearly-flat tires*
Me: You should air up your tires.
14: HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW HOW TO DO THAT
#parenting

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@MikesNatSoaps Peppermint and Rosemary, please I beg you 😁

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Turning a certain age is ok but AARP needs to quit. I don't mind them trying to sign me up, but their sign-on gifts are terrible. I don't need a trunk organizer, I need a permanent discount at Total Wine to support my continued efforts to put up with everyone's shit.

[Scott Rylander @rylander94]

@bishakali This gora found pure joy in #MsMarvel And an awesome superhero story! Thank you, thank you, thank you ❤️

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@Super70sSports Keep the faith. My 10-yr-old couldn't wait to buy one with his tickets from @pinballzaustin

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

One day someone should start a religion based on the teachings of Jesus Christ.

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I'm interested to see what happens when the Republican Party of the United States of America has to put its mouth where its money is.

[Scott Rylander @rylander94]

@British_Airways I'm trying to add passenger info to a booking (passport#, etc) and keep getting an error message, been happening for several weeks. What can I do?

[Scott Rylander @rylander94]

#cdcsays the 5-second rule may now be extended to 8 seconds, but only for deep-fried and/or heavily processed foods. UPDATE: Twinkies remain immortal.

[Scott Rylander @rylander94]

@KUTX any chance your Christmas playlist is available on Spotify? It's AWESOME.

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@suphannahrucker

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@FLOTUS I love Christmas. If you're reading this, Merry Christmas! I don't care who you are, what you believe, or how different you may be from me, I hope you have a great time with family and friends. Thank you for listening to my TED Talk.

[Scott Rylander @rylander94]

@thepiff 100% been there myself. Many times.

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@Q2Stadium is Lexus Seating and the Lexus Club the same food and drink set up for the @USMNT match as for @AustinFC matches?

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Today's forecast calls for about a 500% chance of Texans posting weather forecast screen shots and/or pictures of thermometers.

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@AnthonyMackie thank you for the Captain America you gave us. Damn straight the Captain America we need.