doing karate kicks around the house is great exercise, so actually i’m extremely healthy. in fact most doctors believe that if anything i’m growing too powerful
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Happy Fathers Day to all the dads out there just grilling chicken and burgers and all that shit. Dads love doing dad things and I love that. Dads just wanna have a good time. Take the Silverado out for a rip, hit Home Depot. Crop dust the entire store. Buy a shovel or something
LADIES imagine this
It’s 15 years later, Chaddy Krogs has been elected the president of the world. His first order is to ban standin in line to clubs you’ll never get in. It’s like the bottom of the 9th & you ARE gonna win. Your life HAS turned out quite the way you want it to be
Knights vs. Jets. Wow. I wonder what Vegas will do for their pregame world of Warcraft fight. Because I’m pretty sure that knight gladiator mascot can’t slay a fucking Jet at center ice with his runescape sword. I don’t care how much Molly the dude is on, he can’t win that battle
The Fine AF 1999 Toyota Corolla, wasn’t going to put this on twitter but the guy took it off of Craig’s list so I felt the need to keep the story alive😂
It started with x+4... and I couldn’t unhear it.
I was supposed to do my math homework but instead I figured out what the Cantina Theme would sound like if your instrument was a pencil. (Volume all the way up)