Ryan Lawless

Official Doppelgänger

[AD @AD48828231]

Tuchel you’re the one

My grandad bombed your mum

Footballs coming home again

[h @htomufc]

@jacobdyer96 @chelssufferer It’s funny, no one is arguing the Maguire one isn’t a penalty. It is. The problem is; that doesn’t happen if we get the pen at 1-0, with Bruno on the spot again to make it 2-0. We cruise the game. That’s the problem. They’ve decided the way the game has played out.

[(fan) Frank 🧠🇾🇪 @FrankEra_]

"UNITED IS THE BIGGESTTTTT!" 😭❤️https://t.co/NFR8DPaaJH

[Lea @Lea_EFC]

Michael Carrick:

[Ste Howson @MrStephenHowson]

I wanna go on the piss with Dorgie Best

[Adam McKola @AdamMcKola]

They spent all week trying to tell us they'd beat 2008 Manchester United and couldn't even beat 2026 Manchester United. 😭

[Mordzs @Mordzs_]

The Greatest PREMIER LEAGUE Player…

[Phil Howarth @PhilHowarth]

😂

[NEXTA @nexta_tv]

Mongolian “Jingle Bells” takes social media by storm

Dutch DJ Ummet Ozcan added a new layer of flavor to the famous Christmas song — and listeners loved it.

[Billie 🇲🇽 @BillieBizkit]

*un pd0filo se me queda viendo en el parque*

Yo con 8 años pensando que era un ojeador:

[(fan) Zaid ✍🏼🇾🇪 @ZaidBalll]

🚨THE WHOLE OF STRETFORD END IS CHANTING AGAINST ALEJANDRO GARNACHO!!🤯🇦🇷

[StatMan @StatManSi]

🔥 Betting Slip Breakdown
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[StatMan @StatManSi]

✅ Correct Predictions

Arsenal vs Forest — Predicted win ✅
Fulham vs Leeds — Predicted win ✅
Newcastle vs Wolves — Predicted win ✅
Milan vs Bologna — Predicted win ✅
Juventus vs Inter — Predicted win ✅
Real Sociedad vs Real Madrid — Predicted loss ✅
PSG vs Lens — Predicted win ✅
Strasbourg vs Le Havre — Predicted win ✅
Bayern vs Hamburg — Predicted win ✅
Heidenheim vs Dortmund — Predicted win ✅
Metz vs Angers — Predicted draw ✅

[StatMan @StatManSi]

🔥⚽Europe’s Top 5 Leagues ⚽🔥

Here are this week’s top 3 most likely results from Premier League, Serie A, La Liga, Ligue 1, and Bundesliga — including xG metrics 📊
👇 Thread 🧵

[Ryan Lawless @rylawless]

We’re already out of the cup before we’re normally in it. Some going #mufc

[Ryan Lawless @rylawless]

In fairness; Ruben did say we can’t play mid week games aswell as weekend #GRIMNU #MUFC

[Ryan Lawless @rylawless]

Spent 3 weeks and changing team approx 55 times just to have a stinker on FPL

[Lucas_MUFC @MufcLucas]

#MUFC this is brilliant

[Ryan Lawless @rylawless]

& yet, they all seem like bargains to me

[SimonBrundish @SimonBrundish]

“Got rid of their superstars and built with youth”

Highest paid Keeper in the world
£70m Hakimi
Brazil Captain
£40m Pacho
£40m Championsleague winner Lucas
£40 Mendez
£40m Vitinha
£70m Neves
£25m Ruiz
£70m Kvara
£60m Doue
£50m + mahussive wages for Dembele
£45m Barcolo
£65m Ramos

Fucking penny pinching those lads

[SimonBrundish @SimonBrundish]

“Got rid of their superstars and built with youth”

Highest paid Keeper in the world
£70m Hakimi
Brazil Captain
£40m Pacho
£40m Championsleague winner Lucas
£40 Mendez
£40m Vitinha
£70m Neves
£25m Ruiz
£70m Kvara
£60m Doue
£50m + mahussive wages for Dembele
£45m Barcolo
£65m Ramos

Fucking penny pinching those lads