rylee 🦕

unironic 100 gecs stan

[rylee 🦕 @ryleejahn]

my new favorite hobby is messing w girls at school who are apart of pyramid schemes

[aphrodite @alyvivianna]

me when my friends are telling me what i did the night i blacked out

[rylee 🦕 @ryleejahn]

you know how the hell did all the cobwebs in the Egyptian tombs not catch on fire when those people went in with torches

[clare @sadderlizards]

no i’m totally not anxious i’m just gonna sit here and rip the skin around my fingernails for a while

[rylee 🦕 @ryleejahn]

PLEASE all i want is to spend a day with one of those kids that make realistic food out of slime

[rylee 🦕 @ryleejahn]

i just want to be let loose in a museum after hours and touch all the exhibits

[rylee 🦕 @ryleejahn]

i can’t believe me (a little girl) is supposed to know how many days in each month off the top of my head

[College Football Report @CFBReport]

Upset of the Day 🚨
Purdue 49
#2 OSU 20

[dani 🫰🏼 @dandazzle_]

when the ‘’was I annoying’’ paranoia kicks in after a night out https://t.co/ZFhZWuPW0L

[rylee 🦕 @ryleejahn]

@SECdefendant ur so real for this

[rylee 🦕 @ryleejahn]

my uber driver changed the music to country when i got in the car 🥲

[Road Dog Karl @HammerFist3]

I was just accused of being up to Shenanigans … I have NEVER been up to Shenanigans, never any Hijinks, Horseplay, Nefarious Activities, Pranks, Pussyfooting Around! Dawdling, Troublemaking ! Definitely no Rowdiness & certainly no Capers or Escapades !!! This is uncalled for !!!

[rylee 🦕 @ryleejahn]

life was so simple when the biggest tragedy in my life was learning nick jonas had diabetes

[rylee 🦕 @ryleejahn]

playing fix you by coldplay at the packed bar on purpose so it’ll get quiet and then i can hear my friends

[rylee 🦕 @ryleejahn]

would sell my kidney for a Harry’s john daly or a brothers blue raspberry long island iced tea pitcher rn

[zach @zach_edey]

Rebuilding year

[Purdue Men's Basketball @BoilerBall]

🏆 Outright.

It’s all ours.

[sarah lugor! @sarahlugor]

this week has been real mf bad