Ry

waddup

[Ry @ryleesf]

I’m a morning person if my morning involves coffee

[Ry @ryleesf]

Pissed salons are closed again cause this bitch needs a spray tan for her wedding next month 🙄

[Ry @ryleesf]

Drunk on a Sunday night with my (soon to be husband) while my kids are asleep-trying to solve world problems like gender neutral bathrooms, rasicm and the prison system

[Ry @ryleesf]

@KatieMarie_70 Howwwww DUMB

[Ry @ryleesf]

Why isn’t there a ‘find my AirPods’ function? These bitches are HIDING

[Ry @ryleesf]

@KatieMarie_70 BROOO yes! Except my AirPods aren’t even showing up under my devices anymore 🙄

[Ry @ryleesf]

@ramosmegz DOOO IT

[Ry @ryleesf]

@ramosmegz Just their posts, not them, they’ll get offended by that too 😂

[Ry @ryleesf]

@ramosmegz I’ve blocked them all hahaha

[Ry @ryleesf]

@Adoree__Ashley @dellloliver Rylee-Fister

[Ry @ryleesf]

@amber_reeder It’s mostly just wessy, she’s bored out of her mind cause no one can play with her like she wants 😂 I think we can survive the rest of the day..not sure how long they won’t be going to daycare

[Ry @ryleesf]

Day 2 of adam and I both trying to work from home with the kids all day and I don’t think we’re going to make it.

[Metro Bloomin 🌼 @say_daisyyy]

This is epic. Steve Carell ages like fine wine

[Ry @ryleesf]

Day 2 of “are these bad allergies or do I have the rona”

[Ry @ryleesf]

Am I the only one who can’t get on board with wearing a fuckin scrunchie on my wrist ?? For fashion ??? Like why??

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

This shit made me want to go to a crowded dance club and kiss everyone.

[Dylan Wheeler @DylanWheeler_]

The perfect quarantine schedule,

4:00 - Wallow in self pity
4:30 - Stare into the abyss
5:00 - Solve world hunger (tell no one)
5:30 - Jazzercise
6:30 - Dinner with me (I cant cancel that again)
7:00 - Wrestle with my self loathing

[Ry @ryleesf]

Why does the shape of pasta make it taste different

[Ry @ryleesf]

Adam and I went to go pick out my wedding band yesterday, i found the one i wanted and he goes “why don’t we get two? One for each side of your wedding ring?” UGH. Sold ❤️

[Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen]

Holy shit. Katie Porter holds the CDC Director's feet to the fire and gets him to commit to FREE TESTING for coronavirus for ALL AMERICANS.

Watch every second of this.

[Ry @ryleesf]

Period brain is a lot like pregnancy brain, except my period doesn’t make me forget things, it just makes me wanna eat everything I fuckin seeeeeeeeee