Rylee Cooper

is mayonnaise an instrument?

[Rylee Cooper @ryleeshell]

I mean 🤷🏻‍♀️ @boburnham

[Jay Cummings @LongFormMath]

Every calculus student ever, after they learn derivative rules.

[Rylee Cooper @ryleeshell]

@kkennedy24 Literally year round for me 🙋🏻‍♀️

[Rylee Cooper @ryleeshell]

@clarksided

[clark🫐 @clarksided]

And if you are person who asks folks when they’re having kids or why they haven’t had them yet, it’s fully none of your business. And it can unknowingly be a very painful question for some.

[Rylee Cooper @ryleeshell]

I feel like everyone just accepted that “y” is a sometimes-vowel. Nobody ever asked any questions to figure out when it is a vowel. 🤔

[Rylee Cooper @ryleeshell]

@jessica_paige5 A little boy asked me if I was Fletch’s brother. That’s how my day went.

[Rylee Cooper @ryleeshell]

@sadie_nicole13 what happened? I don’t remember.

[Rylee Cooper @ryleeshell]

@jessica_paige5 I think it’s because they don’t want people to mistake them for being fat.

[Rylee Cooper @ryleeshell]

Me as a girlfriend

[Rylee Cooper @ryleeshell]

@jessica_paige5 when are you leaving?

[Jeff @gnarjeff]

Yesterday I learned that my mom has no idea what our dog looks like

[Rylee Cooper @ryleeshell]

@alliemustric he cleaned the trunk of that car??? That's the real shock here.

[Rylee Cooper @ryleeshell]

Thanks for reminding me, Facebook. I almost forgot. 🙄#MVNU

[Sean Lowe @SeanLowe09]

"She did not know how to clean a spoon." - contender for best quote this season. #TheBachelor

[Rylee Cooper @ryleeshell]

I'm taking the GRE tomorrow. My current stress level:

[Rylee Cooper @ryleeshell]

Why do people think it's a good idea to ask for a job application on Black Friday?? This is the busiest shopping day of the year!