Riley

losing it

[hahank @chicogrande1937]

going on a walk is like hanging out with the entire world

[Riley @ryleeweee]

As the man of the house I was not successful in fixing the wifi today

[Riley @ryleeweee]

Male pilots have a false god complex

[Riley @ryleeweee]

Feeling like Ray Ploshansky season 4 episode 4

[Riley @ryleeweee]

feeling like Hannah Horvath season 4 episode 2

[Riley @ryleeweee]

going into the weekend with shingles ayyyyeer

[Jared Padalecki @jarpad]

I didn’t know. It’s been brought to my attention. I’m sorry ❤️

[Riley @ryleeweee]

Had a bad dream where Drake was anime barking at me

[Riley @ryleeweee]

my dad just called me a yuppie

[Riley @ryleeweee]

i’m not blonde cause i’m a liberal

[Riley @ryleeweee]

@dunkindonuts

[Riley @ryleeweee]

I need to start getting brand deals

[Riley @ryleeweee]

my tweets repeat every few years in fact i’ve probably tweeted this before

[Riley @ryleeweee]

boob hurts so much should I chop it off

[Riley @ryleeweee]

it’s bleak

[a @aallleeexxxxxx1]

im glad i’ve finally moved on from that one guy. he was bad and we all know it

[Muffin @PaataNahiYar]

Me trying to hurt people like they do to me

[Riley @ryleeweee]

who tf is stealing all my money

[Riley @ryleeweee]

fool me thrice

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

i was killed 27 times this month