Rylie Miller

i’d like to lead with an apology | she/her

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ladies. is it the universe or is it the algorithm

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algorithm:1 rylie:0

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I’ve started getting ads for lesbian dating apps. I don’t even have a joke for that it’s just a life update

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the text: iykyk
everyone’s understanding: if you know you know
my brain: “ick yick”

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to the people who HAVE to back into every parking space, i hope y’all find peace

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@alxandreashea i had a visceral response to this

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@alxandreashea the challenging tone of “well then find something cooler” doesn’t match the difficulty of this expedition 👀

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@alxandreashea he did not

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i remember asking in 2019 but some of y’all forgot so

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@Tombersnake “the gang moves to Portland” episode 2023

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@alexandreashea also why do they want you to date so bad

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@alexandreashea on second thought nevermind! any man who approaches me when I’m alone gets auto-filed under “predators?” so

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@bellahlambert blocked !

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next person to post about getting engaged is getting blocked idc who u r

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rule number one is never ever trust a bitch who says “oh i’ll just airdrop the pics to u later!” later never comes

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according to the definition of the term “spinster,” i am one. who want me

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of all the practices and all the farm animals, why goat yoga? please stop goat yoga

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calling someone a “gremlin” uses a gender-neutral insult and i think that’s beautiful & also respectful

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skipping people in uno just to feel something

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don’t understand why keto & whole30 are allowed but if i say i’m not drinking for a while i’m “boring”. like calm down i’m still eating pizza