ryley

can fit whole right Twix in mouth • he/they

[ryley @rylroad]

how was work today you ask…
i’m currently eating a bag of popcorn, a blueberry muffin, a spotted cow and a cup of sherbet and watching ASMR youtube videos

i wanna crawl in a hole

[ryley @rylroad]

STUPID! this is why i don’t go in public alone

[ryley @rylroad]

took myself to panera bc i was craving a salad… mid bite i blow on the salad bc it was cold

[ryley @rylroad]

like bitch what is it gonna do? warm it up?

[ryley @rylroad]

i need someone who speaks lgbtq USWNT so that we can talk about this DRAMA at length bc i have thoughts!

[ryley @rylroad]

@conchiko HELLO?!

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when u have adhd so u accidentally work too hard for ur wage

[ryley @rylroad]

@conchiko she is the queen of our hearts and the thorn in our sides

[ryley @rylroad]

trying to take a peaceful shit in a secluded bathroom at work and there’s a radio somewhere that’s beeping… i just wanted to have so quiet time

[ryley @rylroad]

but my feet hurt too bad to get up so i’m hoping it goes away

[ryley @rylroad]

farted in my office and it was bad

[ryley @rylroad]

@ShouldHaveCat puddle🤍

[ryley @rylroad]

i really hate public bathrooms… i’m pretty sure they is always piss on the seats

[ryley @rylroad]

finished watching heartstopper in bed while Ziada was sleeping… i had to cover my face to stop from the scream when the episode ended… i may die waiting for season 3

[ryley @rylroad]

when i look at my gf i swear i be smiling that the biggest goon alive

[ryley @rylroad]

my tiktok is currently full of spoilers for the new Heartstoppers season and it’s killing me

[ryley @rylroad]

but i do feel the ick for being here now with all these people

[ryley @rylroad]

pulled up to target 3 minutes before they opened and at precisely 7:59:59 mfers were lined up pulling on the doors