ry

still in my middle school hunger games phase. she/they

[alpha @omarsbigsister]

a whole week of nothing but Rape in the news and then seeing the student loans being banned for women-dominated fields

[kendall @superiorsantina]

this is what ur 20's feels like constantly

[fabian🫆 @slumsocrates]

they’re doing this to me at work tomorrow btw

[Cocci @coacheyy]

The privilege of being oblivious to how tiny preemie can really be...

[jennie @gymleaderjennie]

psa because apparently people no longer understand phone calls

if YOU CALL SOMEONE and they respond you NEED TO SAY WHY YOU’RE CALLING

the amount of people who call my work and i answer “hello (company name)” and they just say “hello”

YOU! CALLED! ME!!!!

[Eric @EricAgain_]

when you are having fun on a Sunday and it reaches 5-7pm

[Sierralloween @slothsaretight3]

Bluey for your uncle

[princesa @egobaebie]

so data centers get clean water while we get diseased parasite water for our produce oh okay

[Jim Stewartson, Decelerationist 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇺🇸 @jimstewartson]

There has never been a more perfect metaphor.
He didn’t drain the swamp, he literally installed one.

[carmen @gldnh0ur]

walking onto my delta flight and they’re playing alaska by maggie rogers

[Sly 🔎 @ykslyy]

going downstairs to get a $2 dollar slice of pizza has always been a dream of mine.

[em ☁️ @cloudhollanov]

me waiting for the cashier to notice me after i screwed up the self check out again

[lia 🚀 @beefyfridgers]

Global pandemic imminent when Phoebe Bridgers is about to release an album ohhh I’ve heard this story before

[𝑒𝑙𝑦𝑟𝑎 @elyradream]

there are landscapes like this on earth and tomorrow morning i’ll be stuck in front of a shitty excel spreadsheet

[Maryam @hell_line0]

2022: “Stop overreacting, they won’t overturn Roe.”
They did.

2023: “Stop overreacting, they won’t let women die rather than get an abortion.”
They did.

2024: “Stop overreacting, they won’t arrest women for miscarriages.”
They did.

2025: “Stop overreacting, they won’t turn women into incubators.”
They did.

2026: “Stop overreacting, they won’t attack mifepristone.”
They did, today.

Now: “Stop overreacting, they won’t go after birth control next.”
They will.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

when you're not reading the room