Ryan Martin

Professor, Department of Mathematics, Iowa State University

[Ryan Martin @rymartin_math]

@IAGovernor @NatlMathStars Sadly, they will likely all leave the state because of how the Regents universities, particularly ISU, treat their math departments.

Student tuition money intended for mathematics is diverted to administration-favored departments that hemorrhage money.

[Ryan Martin @rymartin_math]

You had one job.

[Ryan Martin @rymartin_math]

'Cause he's...leavin' on a jet plane. Don't know when he'll be back again. https://t.co/M83zPJHWBz

[Des Moines Register @DMRegister]

#BREAKING: Steven Leath leaving Iowa State University to take helm at Auburn https://t.co/eP75VOhwRZ

[Ryan Martin @rymartin_math]

Take me to @Graph_theorist's leader. #GRWC_Ames

[Ryan Martin @rymartin_math]

If you leave @Graph_theorist unplugged, he can keep going for up to 4 hours, three if he's streaming audio.

[Ryan Martin @rymartin_math]

Wasn't @Graph_theorist cute? http://t.co/dbKoLsdpiB #GRWC_Ames #tbt

[Ryan Martin @rymartin_math]

#GRWC_Ames @graph_theorist owns a frictionless slide rule. #FerraraFacts

[Ryan Martin @rymartin_math]

#GRWC_Ames @graph_theorist can tell what's wrong with your slides, just by looking at the memory stick. #FerraraFacts

[Ryan Martin @rymartin_math]

#GRWC_Ames Behind @graph_theorist's beard is a longer, thicker beard. #FerraraFacts

[Ryan Martin @rymartin_math]

#GRWC_Ames @graph_theorist disproved a conjecture in Reno just to watch it die. #FerraraFacts

[Ryan Martin @rymartin_math]

Derrick has been tearing his hair out over the 7-day Internet limit! #GRWC_Ames #EatItDerrick

[Ryan Martin @rymartin_math]

Ah graduation...so...boring...

[Ryan Martin @rymartin_math]

My adviser won the Abel Prize: http://t.co/I7o25iqy

[Ryan Martin @rymartin_math]

ISU vs. Rutgers...gee...which one is currently underpaying me...?

[Ryan Martin @rymartin_math]

Is it really such a burden to remember your section number? One letter, one digit. That's all. Like "C3". I told you you had to know it.

[Ryan Martin @rymartin_math]

@MediacomSupport Fixed it...by replacing the modem...again. Have to admit this is good customer service.

[Ryan Martin @rymartin_math]

They had me calling Dell. Dell! No, dummies, the problem is you.

[Ryan Martin @rymartin_math]

Hitler Downfall Parody, topology: http://t.co/gfydC5I

[Ryan Martin @rymartin_math]

It's like the scene from Airplane.

[Ryan Martin @rymartin_math]

Q: What is the gate progression of my flight from DFW to DSM?