Ryan

Snarky tweets about baseball, Florida, Sweden, geography, & Rob Manfred. Teaching national media to say “Bay” #TampaBayNotTampa

[Ryan @rymigo17]

.@AmericanAir canceled my flight. I contacted them to reschedule; they booked me on a flight THE DAY BEFORE and failed to mention it. They can fly me out of another airport the original day, but @Hertz wants to DOUBLE the cost of the rental car for dropping it off elsewhere.

[Anton Gerashchenko @Gerashchenko_en]

According to President @ZelenskyyUa, conditions for peace negotiations with Russia are the following:

1. Restoring territorial integrity

2. Respecting UN Statute

3. Paying off all damages caused by war

4. Punishing each war criminal

5. Guarantees this won't happen again

[Really American 🇺🇸 @ReallyAmerican1]

Everyone needs to hear how Obama just finished his speech in Philadelphia.

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

Someone on @baseballreddit was seated near MLB Commissioner Rob Manfred at tonight's World Series game, and agreed to scream the top comment from the thread at him. They delivered.

[Baseball Doesn't Exist @BaseballDoesnt]

Astros start a pitcher and catcher with the first name Christian (first time in WS history)

Result: No Hitter

Take that atheists have fun in hell idiots

[Ryan @rymigo17]

@MeganWashing10 Or the Phillies

[Ryan @rymigo17]

@andytaylor6 Wow! It’s been 4 years since this disaster!

[Ken Jennings @KenJennings]

Terrible news from home.

[Ryan @rymigo17]

@andytaylor6 Yankee Stadium is an absolute disgrace to @MLB

[Ryan @rymigo17]

@andytaylor6 Did they mutually agree to part ways?

[Courtney Kramer ✨ @CourtKramer39]

Shoutout to my homie (excel spreadsheets)

Idk if I’d survive without my homie (excel spreadsheets)

[Courtney Kramer ✨ @CourtKramer39]

I can’t see a “road work ahead” sign without saying “YEAH, I sure hope it does!” And that’s why I work in social media

[Ryan @rymigo17]

@andytaylor6 What a disgrace to the Premier League! They need a new, publicly financed, retractable roof pitch! Move them to Glasgow! Is @16StSubstation on vacation in England? Couldn’t the officials just get on a conference call and use ear buds?

[Sophie Kleeman @sophiekleeman]

learned today that randy johnson is now a professional photographer (??) and shoots nfl games (???)

[Ryan @rymigo17]

I’ve said this before!

[Ken Jennings @KenJennings]

Ice cream places should have an regular line and a No Tasting Six Little Spoonfuls and Discussing Them With Your Date express line.

[Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources @waDNR]

Reminder to hikers and Houston baseball players that trash cans should only be used for their intended purpose.

[Ryan @rymigo17]

@andytaylor6 Was @16StSubstation behind this?

[Emma Baccellieri @emmabaccellieri]

Because I'm sure absolutely everyone else is wondering this: The Cardinals' and Phillies' reds are similar enough that they share a Pantone shade (PMS 200 C) but juuuust different enough to have their own hex codes (#C41E3A for the Cardinals and #E81828 for the Phillies). Thanks.

[Ryan @rymigo17]

“I’m missing the Mets game for this”

[Marc Topkin @TBTimes_Rays]

#Rays Sternberg, MLB commissioner Manfred chatting before today’s game