Meatball Submarino M.D.

Picking at the scraps of a doomed nation.

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@WhiteHouse Posted this while Sony is laying off the entire Destiny team. So you celebrate Americans losing their jobs?

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@PressSec God, how do you keep the lies in order? You doubled back so fast you might have whiplash. I worry about your blood pressure. That orange clown is not worth having a stroke over.

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@Sec_Noem @POTUS @SecRubio @SecWar How nice of Donnie to invent a position for you after you completely shit the bed as DHS Sec. If only your dog had gotten that kind of second chance.

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@laurenboebert Maybe if you had finished high school, you'd understand what "closed door" means. What a fucking moron.

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@GregAbbott_TX The Ammendment that gives you the right to voice your stupid opinions is the very same that protects these students' right to protest.

You should stand up for the constitution.

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@NickAdamsinUSA You just rattled off 45 seconds of dialogue. There's no way you "overheard them chatting while you were walking by," unless you were circling around them like a police helicopter. For a so-called "writer," you don't know shit about realistic world building.

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@nicksortor It's nice to see POTUS finally advocate FOR gun control and against the second Ammendment.

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@finebaum Come on, Paulie. Let's hear your stupid take on Indiana today, you hack.

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@daily_msu You really that butthurt over Nick Marsh?

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@AGPamBondi Come find us, cunt.

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@realDonaldTrump Dementia's hitting hard today, I see.

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@realDonaldTrump THIS IS NOT GOVERNANCE! THIS IS NOT HOW ANY ELECTED OFFICIAL SHOULD ACT, LET ALONE THE PRESIDENT. YOU ARE A FUCKING DISGRACE.

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@PressSec How do you end cancer with an executive order, you fucking clown?

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@NMalliotakis Pump the brakes, Karen. You're bent because the Democrats wouldn't let you bankrupt the American with medical debt so four billionaires could get richer. You are an enemy of the state.

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@AGPamBondi Is it fun being Trump's puppet? Does he at least lube his arm before he shoves it up your ass?

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@bluegeorgia We are now officially living in a doomed nation, run by the incompetent, for the incompetent. I have lost all hope things will ever be fixed. Everyone who is able should flee the country immediately

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@WeAreSinclair Charlie Kirk was a champion of free speech, and to do this in his name is despicable. You are on the wrong side of history.

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@BrendanCarrFCC I guess every Hitler needs a Goebbels, right? #fascist

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@CrackerBarrel I wish I had so few problems in my life that I could lose my mind over a restaurant remodeling. Y'all just need something to cry about.

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@OversightDems Watching the MAGA cultists defend a pedophile in the comments.