Ryan Farmer

Denver sports fan in Dallas

Avs | Nuggs | Broncos | …rockies

[Ryan Farmer @rynfrmr]

Can’t think of a more masculine way to celebrate a touchdown than doing the Dirty Dancing lift with a big strong lineman

[Ryan Farmer @rynfrmr]

There’s never a moment when Adam Silver hits your screen and you’re like “there he is”

[Ryan Farmer @rynfrmr]

You really can’t see Adam Silver without wincing

[Ryan Farmer @rynfrmr]

@gordonkeith

https://t.co/lkIt6D0jFd

[Ryan Farmer @rynfrmr]

@SportsSturm Ftr if you asked me if I’d trade Necas for Miko straight up right now. Yes.

22 points (9 goals) in 3 rounds versus 12 points (1 goal) in 3 rounds. But we’ll see

[Ryan Farmer @rynfrmr]

@SportsSturm And then he’ll pull a Mitch Marner and go off for the Penguins next year in the playoffs

[Ryan Farmer @rynfrmr]

@SportsSturm Would you want the Stars to do the same with J-Rob? Or just keep rolling him out there in the playoffs?

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@SportsSturm 100 points in the regular season and then one series-clinching assist in round 2. Not good enough. At the end of the day it’s all about trying new things and plugging in new pieces🤷‍♂️

It only “works” for one team every season. That’s sports. It sucks. Go Avs

[Ryan Farmer @rynfrmr]

@SportsSturm Bob I’m depressed. Hold me

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@SportsSturm Meanwhile Corby and Dave on the hardline yesterday: “I don’t understand the hate. His flopping really doesn’t stand out to me. I don’t see it. They only hate him bc OKC is good. Their basketball style is beautiful.” 🥴

They needed you there

[Ryan Farmer @rynfrmr]

@SportsSturm @corbydavidson @oldwaver A few weeks ago Dave and Corby said that Makar doesn’t jump off the page to them like Hughes does… I wonder if they’re watching. Both freaks. Both leaping off the page in game 1 🍿

[Ryan Farmer @rynfrmr]

@SportsSturm LOC is a pure hustle guy. Lots of short handed goals because of sheer speed and effort

[Ryan Farmer @rynfrmr]

@SportsSturm hahahaha. Curious to see this record. And fine with Mac missing empty netters (pretty much) in Milan all day long 🇺🇸

3 on 3 in OT: 1 for Mac, 5 for Caufield.

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@SportsSturm really called Nathan MacKinnon an empty net merchant. 7 out of 51. That’s peak trolling form just in time for the playoffs. Go Avs

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@SportsSturm Hm why isn’t he getting those chances? If only Mack wasn’t such a two-way player we wouldn’t have to roll him out there for 6 on 5s.

Meanwhile caufield has 5 goals during 3 on 3 OT. Which is clearly easier. So let’s call it even

lets talk power play merchants next👀

[That Guy Rocked MLB @MLBGuyRocked]

Troy Tulowitzki

That guy rocked.

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13 seconds left

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@Broncos

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Audience: *sobbing*

Carrie Anne: “I know we all saw that foot come off the floor.”

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@byesline Not running the ball on 3rd & 1 might not be so dumb after all

[Ryan Farmer @rynfrmr]

What if I told you this rush attempt did not result in a Denver broncos first down. What are we seeing here as a running back maybe I don’t understand