Ryan

Attorney full of dim sum and existential dread.

[Ryan @rynobuu]

“You may not feel outstandingly robust, but an average-sized adult contains within themself no less than 7×10^18 joules of potential energy, enough to explode with the force of thirty large hydrogen bombs, assuming they knew how to liberate it and really wished to make a point.”

[Ryan @rynobuu]

Richard Jefferson @Rjeff24 just dropped the most profound statement I’ve heard a sports commentator make on air. “Some things can only be seen through eyes that are crying”

[Ryan @rynobuu]

You ever think about how insane it is that Phil Collins wrote and performed the Tarzan soundtrack, re-recorded them in FIVE different languages and also emotionally devastated the entire millennial generation in a vine-swinging movie about gorillas

[Ryan @rynobuu]

Suckin’ on a chili dog outside the Tastee-Freeze

[Ryan @rynobuu]

Happy Birthday America, I still love you

[Ryan @rynobuu]

FEET DON’T FAIL ME NOW

[Ryan @rynobuu]

One nation, under the groove. Getting down just for the funk of it. One nation and we’re on the move - nothing can stop us now.

[Ryan @rynobuu]

Let’s say, hypothetically speaking, that you are the egg man. Let’s even say that hypothetically, you run like pigs from a gun. It is literally impossible that you could be the walrus.

[Ryan @rynobuu]

5h0hei

[Ryan @rynobuu]

#sayhey

[Ryan @rynobuu]

The Heisman committee should have done the right thing and given the 2005 trophy to Vince Young. I’ll die on this hill.

[Ryan @rynobuu]

It’s the holiest of days in my religion. Happy #OpeningDay

[Ryan @rynobuu]

Before tonight, the last time the @Lions won a playoff game was January 5, 1992. I was born 74 days later.

[Ryan @rynobuu]

Find Griggs. Tell him I need to see him.

[Ryan @rynobuu]

Life is not that cool when you’re about to board a flight home and your AI overlords tell you it’s time for bed

[Ryan @rynobuu]

Lived 1/3 of my life in Southern California now, hard to not be a huge fan of Matthew Stafford’s high school team mate

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Clayton Kershaw joins the 2️⃣0️⃣0️⃣ win club in DOMINANT fashion 😤

@Dodgers

[Ryan @rynobuu]

Shame that possibly the most memorable march madness ever is gonna end with one of the most forgettable championship games ever

[ESPN @espn]

Shohei Ohtani took off his hat and bowed to baseball legend Ichiro Suzuki ❤️🇯🇵

[Ryan @rynobuu]

Today is the holiest of days in my religion. Happy #OpeningDay @tigers #repdetroit

[Ryan @rynobuu]

Can anyone explain why the singer would have been married a long time ago if it hadn’t been for Cotton Eyed Joe? I’m having a disconnect

[Ryan @rynobuu]

Wondering aloud if @EasyyMack also got LMU alumni emails asking for donations after they upset Gonzaga last night