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[ryan @rynooch]

@Verizon need some help with my rebates that keep getting fixed and then somehow broken again. I’d rather not have to call customer service for the fourth time. This hasn’t been a stellar start to the customer / business relationship.

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@shplinkhimself They are damn fine company. *not pictured: my hairy legs or media of choice*

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@Sarcastra @shplinkhimself This is a garbage nation swayed by ignorance and unwarranted fear. I’m embarrassed that I ever held this place to a standard it refuses to assume.

[ryan @rynooch]

@AshCrossan It’s wonderfully more than a little okie-dokie artichokie!

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@shplinkhimself In that case, go all-in with it. I mean, have a special case or belt holster. Offer to property open others’ snacks. Own that shit.

[ryan @rynooch]

@shplinkhimself It may only be a problem if you have a dedicated pair of snack-opening scissors.

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@Sarcastra @shplinkhimself I would pay money to watch this movie. But only if you portray yourself.

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@AlphaMaven @shplinkhimself Pretty sure that’s a Geiger counter. What’s the half-life of your smoothies?

[ryan @rynooch]

@Sarcastra @shplinkhimself Misread that as “thongs” and was a bit intrigued…

[ryan @rynooch]

Fortuitous pause on #UntilTheWheelsFallOff Highly recommend this doc. Thank you @tonyhawk for all that you’ve done (and continue to do) for the only sport that ever made room for a gawky dude like me. Pull quote for the poster: “grandparents falling from the sky” @LanceMountain

[ryan @rynooch]

@StobiesGalaxy Sgt. Picard’s Loney Hearts Club Band?

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@AndyRichter When the Jesus fish canons run out and all that’s left is CO2…

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@twistDenver Let the good times roll!

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@Logically_JC @roxnsox1 🎶 Conjunction junction, Republican dysfunction. Lining their pockets and hijacking elections 🎶

[ryan @rynooch]

It’s hilarious to me that twits @laurenboebert and @RepMTG probably met at Applebees to plan their “edgy” interruptions like gun and hitler obsessed Romy and Michele wannabes

[ryan @rynooch]

This speech by @KimReynoldsIA is one of many reasons why I never tell people I was unfortunately born in Iowa. Don’t be fooled Iowan’s - she doesn’t represent your interests. Same flimsy @GOP talking points recycled through a different flappy face. #GOPBetrayedAmerica

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@KyleClark Pretty sure there’s just old gunpowder and spent cooking oil where the brain should be.

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Hey @laurenboebert can you just go back to slinging diarrhea sliders at your shitty pew pew pub with your flasher husband and leave politics to people who want to make things better for all? You are an embarrassment to Colorado. #coloradopolitics #GOPHypocrisy

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@scott_tobias A kit makes all the sense in the world. Around here we can never keep the on-hand ratio right.

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@unrealsampowers @josh1den I sincerely hope he personally did the training videos…
Trays: You got to know when to hold ‘em. Napkins: Know when to fold ‘em. Irate Customers: Know when to walk away. Fire Drills: Know when to run.