A seven-year-old Brewers fan walked into a card shop hoping to find a Jacob Misiorowski card. Instead, he found the Miz himself.
The Brewers star told @Karley_Marotta that watching the young fan pull his card from a pack and then getting to sign it "was really cool."
I asked if it was offensive to eat a Pop-Tart in front of the @PopTartsBowl mascot and then its handler yelled out “ITS THEIR DREAM” and then the mascot grabbed a Pop-Tart out of my hand and started force-feeding it to me while making soft grunting noises
“I'm just a caveman. Your world frightens and confuses me. But there is one thing I *do* know - when a man slips and falls in front of a public library, he is entitled to 2 million in compensatory damages and 2 million in punitive damages. Thank you.”
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