Ryan

Fancy but trustworthy. (but mostly tweeting about teen wolf.)

[Ryan @ryola]

Just hypothesizing that if “we” don’t believe the constitution means nonconsecutive terms also- Obama is eligible to run again.

[Ryan @ryola]

Who in my friend group needs a new mattress cause I swear to god I just got that algorithm beat and now I’m back in it. Who googled it. You owe me.

[Ryan @ryola]

Is it cathartic to go scorched earth on a petty vendetta against a corporation that I’m a mere mosquito to? Not really, but here we are

[Ryan @ryola]

Gonna let @Verizon and @UPS duke it out for who fails best. This upgrade has been such a headache I don’t even want the phone anymore.

[Ryan @ryola]

This is such a bummer. My exciting preorder has turned into a garbage experience.

[Ryan @ryola]

@sickrin HahahahahahahahahHh