Ryan !!

Infinitely full of jest

[Ryan !! @ryolsty]

@signulll Autonomous, premium rides, Uber Rides and Eats apps merging, always plenty of internal tools especially the AI ones themselves, merchant facing software for Uber Eats, custom integrations with enterprise restaurants’ software

[Tatum Turn Up @tatumturnup]

This is the greatest video I’ve ever seen. No notes. The lifeless clanker carcass just laying there. No crowd reaction, anything. Just Billie Jean. Until its lifeless shell is shamefully dragged off. Purely amazing.

[Ryan !! @ryolsty]

AGI is here

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

The killing of Alex Pretti is a heartbreaking tragedy. It should also be a wake-up call to every American, regardless of party, that many of our core values as a nation are increasingly under assault.

[Ryan !! @ryolsty]

@Jack_Raines My take is that the AI startups that are going to succeed over labs will tackle problems that are either too complex (i.e. Harvey with legal) or too small (i.e. micro saas).

Excel feels like a middle ground where Claude is just going to roll over any competition.

[Ryan !! @ryolsty]

I used to intern with a guy who used long/short in place of like/dislike and he’d say stuff like “I’m long that Hawaiian BBQ stand” and anyway I guess our manger was short him because he didn’t get a return offer

[Ryan !! @ryolsty]

INTERVIEWER: If a man has 2 $50 bills, a $10, and $285 in his bank account, can he make rent of $900?

CANDIDATE: No, he’d be $505 short

INTERVIEWER: That can’t be right

CANDIDATE: Hm, I can show you the math-

INTERVIEWER: *sweating* What if the man also has $20 in Kohl’s Cash

[Ryan !! @ryolsty]

@blakeir Ads, better reliability / drivers able to get in and out quicker, price discrepancies, better overall metrics at one location (higher traffic, higher conversion, higher basket size)

[ettingermentum @ettingermentum]

nobody:
the two most powerful men in the country on a random Thursday:

[Ryan !! @ryolsty]

@Jack_Raines ChatGPT’s default is to be too nice but I’ve found that it gives pretty good writing feedback when I explicitly ask it to be critical

[りり @lalenakittenns]

Can we normalize doing this in the middle of a meeting https://t.co/OIwjNI1sub

[Ryan !! @ryolsty]

People in tech will say they wear a lot of different hats and the hats are just Excel and Powerpoint

[The Soverign Netizen @Ringler_SSBM]

I’m 28 today which is the first time you’re 30. 27 is the last time you’re 25, which is weird because 25 is the last time you’re 21.

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

I know a box of Cheez Its hate to see me coming

[Keg. @GratefulKeg]

Not only are these the greatest tasting things I’ve ever had. They also make me feel like i could face god and walk backwards into hell.

[Adrian Wojnarowski @wojespn]

BREAKING: The Philadelphia 76ers have agreed on a trade to send guard James Harden to the Los Angeles Clippers, sources tell ESPN.

[Ryan !! @ryolsty]

If this happens the next time I visit a doctor then I might leave as a communist

[David Gardner @byDavidGardner]

This is the best tiktok I’ve seen in months