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Patches taught me to have the eye of the tiger.

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AC man said its $79 just for him to come. when he finished the job he asked me for some water. i said its $79 just for me to get the cup.

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@WynnWs i was in there not long ago looking for those long giant turvis straws and they didnt have them ... something didnt seem right ...

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@WynnWs BED BATH AND BEYOND REPAIR ...

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@ThewerehouseN @WynnWs dude you stole mine ... now i gotta think of something else lols ...

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@BulldogMark15 can we be friends?

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im going to start living in a shipping crate. bugs and rats seem to survive vast distances over land and sea in these things. must be something to it ...

i.e. spotted lanternfly

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@Elizadmatb the spotted lanternfly is real ... eggs are hatching soon ...

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@shannonconways you have a nice mouth shape

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FROM USA TODAY ...

"Spotted lanternfly eggs hatching soon: 'Eliminate' them before they spread, officials say"

heaven forbid we have nothing to worry about when we step foot off the porch ...

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@DanaGricken this pic pulled me out of a deep dark depression

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@DanaGricken your beauty saves lots of people

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@Elizadmatb ive been doing that all my life and the pussy never came ...

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@thatGApeach PEOPLE CAN SEE WHAT IM DOING???!!! ... OR NOT DOING???!!! ... holy smokes ...

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@Elizadmatb men are attracted to what they see ... women are attracted to what they hear ...

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did yall hear about the fatal wreck involving a big truck full of dried corn kernels?

the truck driver is being charged with vehicular hominy-cide

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the horse was so disgruntled with the rider it was willing to do the nestea plunge on the ground ... not swimming pool ... ground ...

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@RoobsC "ive had better" ... LIAR LIAR 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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if you havent gone outside with a cat at night you havent lived ...

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oh my gosh ... and that overlook thing at the grand canyon ... homie dont play dat ...

[cutigers 🐅melahommie chemo boy! @cutigs1]

This! This right here is why I don’t swim in glass bottom pools on the sides or tops of skyscrapers! I know how tensile strength works. Nope.

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@WynnWs if this headache keeps up ill be one of them

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@cutigs1 🤣