my imbecile roommate: hey man you wanna hit this?
me: perhaps instead of as they say, “chasing the dragon” with illicit substance, you might consider chasing this dragon in efforts to stay abreast of the goings on in the world *snickers* though i doubt you could keep up
Popular streamer N3ON’s girlfriend gets called out for cheating on him with other men but refuses to sleep with N3ON because she is “celibate” — N3ON also still remains a virgin.