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i ate the divorce papers // she/her

[ry @ryrycurlyfry]

@yabrielle @fuckinpeng leave her out of this gabby.

[ry @ryrycurlyfry]

i refuse to make fraps at work bc i’m an empath and can tell the ice doesn’t like being blended 😌

[Zak Toscani @zak_toscani]

CDC recommends splitting up your quarantine over your two 15min breaks

[ry @ryrycurlyfry]

the feminine urge to rage after my car died at work and then the guy working on our mastrena wouldn’t believe that my actual name was ryan

[ry @ryrycurlyfry]

bella’s lullaby (10 min version) (from the vault-uri) (edwards version)

[Sam Stryker @sbstryker]

Stars Are Blind (10 Minute Version) (Paris’s Version)

[mitski @mitskileaks]

https://t.co/YwrDxPRi9o

[ry @ryrycurlyfry]

@Iabichota here’s my obligatory “we were remaking couch guy tiktok, this is staged” tweet

[ry @ryrycurlyfry]

@Findsleep y’all pleeeeeease we were remaking the couch guy tiktok i was literally at work 🤧

[ry @ryrycurlyfry]

the people thinking this is serious PLEEEEASE

[ry @ryrycurlyfry]

is it a universal experience to be asked to join a bible study group once a month while at target, orrrr ?

[ry @ryrycurlyfry]

@rydneysoach not i’m thinking of ending things.....

[ry @ryrycurlyfry]

“my child is fine!!” ur child can’t stop listening to bang bang by https://t.co/p13h79hqbN

[pigeon @pigeonspit]

shawty a little Unpleasant

[The Daily Beast @thedailybeast]

21-year-old Via Bleidner offers an unfiltered, thoughtful, and witty insider’s perspective on the suburb that birthed the Kardashian-Jenners and the Bling Ring, and examines the ugly underbelly of fame in her debut memoir https://t.co/r4jYSnYIyu

[ry @ryrycurlyfry]

@blancachanel16 idek!!! i just used a swiffer on the ceiling i was so embarrassed 😖

[ry @ryrycurlyfry]

me vs. the container full of dark caramel i spilled at work.