rys

im not going if there aren’t any hoes

[rys @ryssarooo]

Enjoy this video of Alex and I arm wrestling to decide which one of us is prettier.

[clare @sadderlizards]

i’m going back under my log please do not disturb me

[clare @sadderlizards]

i’d love to be your evil advisor. can i come over and attempt to slowly corrupt you

[rys @ryssarooo]

working on shutting the fuck up

[rys @ryssarooo]

imagining 17 different alternate universe lives rn

[regular gem @Choplogik]

only 2-3 household purchases away from peace and contentment. I'm sure of it this time

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

It’s been a stressful day and my anxiety is out of control. I think I’ll watch an episode of FX’s hit show The Bear to relax

[clare @sadderlizards]

sorry for being so mean the lights were too bright

[user @user0000O0]

giving my father daughter issues

[rys @ryssarooo]

@hunleybeee You can renew online if it isn’t more than 6 months expired !! I got a temporary one within like 5 minutes

[rys @ryssarooo]

@xdylan @messedupfoods This is probably the only one I can’t get behind :-(

[clare @sadderlizards]

this meeting could have been a duel

[rys @ryssarooo]

I keep getting drunk and racing everyone

[boss @boss_on_here]

the right sandwich eaten at the right time can show you the light of God

[rys @ryssarooo]

@xdylan @friedurethra A delectable snack

[clare @sadderlizards]

well as you can tell from the rain cloud floating above my head, i’m sad

[𝕰𝖗𝖎𝖓 @_peachparfait]

a lady came up to me in Michaels and said “you have a son?”

literally not anymore? did you even read the hat

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @TheWapplehouse]

Asking my girlfriend to marry me today wish me luck

[clare @sadderlizards]

i’d like to put you in a jar and observe your behaviors