Ryan

I like sports and bad music

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I’m moving https://t.co/1ZZCop98Tb

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@CollegeFBonX How has no one in the replies figured out the sneak diss yet

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@PistolRick Dating back to December 2023, #okstate is 0-15 against the Big 12 and 2-0 against the SEC, so maybe we should have just stepped down to a weaker conference like OU and Texas did.

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The lady I talked to in-store was nice enough—she reassured me that I wasn’t the first person this happened to, and she offered to write down a corporate phone number for me to call—but Sam’s is *really* overestimating the hoops I’m willing to jump through to give them my money.

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@SamsClub I signed up for a Club membership online, only for it to be canceled a few hours later. I emailed to ask why and was just told “unfortunately your membership was canceled” like I didn’t already know that. Tried to sign up again in-store and was told it couldn’t be done.

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Hey @RyanWalters_ you’re a disgusting hypocrite and a disgrace to the good people of Oklahoma, and you’re more than welcome to DM me if you want to arrange a time and place for me to say it to your smug lying face. Come at me scumbag. https://t.co/MruyaWxgzL

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@TulsaFire Idk if you can find out who this was, but my 2-yo waved to a fire truck en route to a call, and the driver waved back, and she’s still talking about it. Made her day (and, by extension, mine)! Happened as truck passed Braum’s near station 28 around 6:30 this evening.

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@LindseyGrahamSC I can see why the papacy appeals to Trump. You only need the votes of a few elites, you have absolute authority over your country, and you serve for life.

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@thacoachmike Stillwater is decking out in blue and maize for you, coach! We love you and we’re glad to see you succeeding 🧡🖤🤝💙💛

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@ZelenskyyUa Трамп хуйло! 🇺🇸🫶🏻🇺🇦

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I’ve mostly abandoned this app for bluer skies, but I do want to make a point of posting this on Elon’s platform.

Трамп хуйло! 🇺🇸🫶🏻🇺🇦 @Ukraine

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Hahaha imagine having a defense so bad that they can’t hold Arizona State under 43 points and an offense so ineffective that they can’t score 21 against Arizona State lol Iowa State sucks #GoPokes

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@PistolRick All that’s left for #okstate is to play for pride. We can give up three or four more touchdowns so that OU can no longer claim to have given us the worst loss in school history. Let’s make it happen!

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thamksgivig

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@lisa_liberal I'd rather see him go opposite of that to own the libs. I would feel so owned if he cut taxes for working- and middle-class families, raised taxes on billionaires, doubled the federal minimum wage, and lowered the retirement age to 45. That would absolutely show all of us.

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@CowboyFB Now that I don’t have to buy expensive tickets to a conference title game or bowl game, I can afford to feed my family during the postseason! It’s a miracle!

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@SquilliamPoobus @CowboyFB @EzeigboObi @JustinWright_44 @Ollie_Gordon2 @Kylerpearson2 I’d subscribe but I spent my last $2 on scratch-offs trying to win enough money to pay rent

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Breaking news following #okstate’s 42-21 homecoming loss @PistolRick

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TU has been outscored 6-3 on their three FG attempts this season.

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