A guy at the pro shop today said that his “swamp ass is so bad he was hydroplaning on the toilet seat”. Never heard that one before. May be adding it to the bag.
my best friend asked for second date ideas and i suggested paint ur own pottery or a poetry reading event and they went “you know i’m not a lesbian right?”
>kratos got a whole trilogy & 2 full games
>joel literally fucking dies
>nathan’s story perfectly finishes, lost legacy is a spinoff
>jin’s story may be continued, creative freedom?
>geralt’s arc literally finished wtf are we on?