RyverPhoenix🛸

My name is Ryver "River" | Non-Binary | he/she/they | *Pisces* from Louisiana 🐊

[RyverPhoenix🛸 @ryver_phoenix]

I wish I was a Honey person but that shit is nasty to me 🥴

[RyverPhoenix🛸 @ryver_phoenix]

I'm gonna need @TopoChicoUSA to come back in stock quickly 🥴🥲😅

[alex @cujadf]

I’m really happy to be alive another day so I can spend 300 dollars in New York City

[RyverPhoenix🛸 @ryver_phoenix]

so happy to be able to be in living in NY tonight

[RyverPhoenix🛸 @ryver_phoenix]

We are in 2026 @ZohranKMamdani - pls gimme a dishwasher in flatbush lmao

[RyverPhoenix🛸 @ryver_phoenix]

For someone that likes to cook nightly in NYC, straight up - i need a goddamn dishwasher

[𝓓𝓸𝓬_𝔃𝓮𝓮 ✧ @doc_zee7]

Me refusing to sleep because i didn't get enough time to feel like human after work

[RyverPhoenix🛸 @ryver_phoenix]

Was closing a window today and actually broke every single nail down to the pink on my right hand 😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀????? I really think god hates me for real.

[RyverPhoenix🛸 @ryver_phoenix]

Why does my ctrl album sound so weird on apple music what happened... @sza @AppleMusic

[Hanna @HannaCanadia]

Where in NYC can I scream into a void for about 45 seconds undisturbed??

[CornDoodle @Corndoodle_]

If you watched the Backrooms movie and didn’t understand the ending after the characters were in your face telling you what the Backrooms really were (in theory) I’m sorry to say but you may need to seriously consider your comprehension skills :/

[VIAྀི ꕤ fan! @hottiefairy]

ⓘ stop scrolling, it’s megan thee stallion

[culture @notgwendalupe]

Squidward being the first one ever to get trapped in a Backroom

[RyverPhoenix🛸 @ryver_phoenix]

I know y'all saw that head poking out in the pile of clothes... iykyk

[RyverPhoenix🛸 @ryver_phoenix]

Yo Anne Hathaway is in 6-7 movies in 2026 like she BUSYYYY

[Michael @yosoymichael]

Me at my local AMC tomorrow afternoon:

[RyverPhoenix🛸 @ryver_phoenix]

Okay, I gotta say it. Just like Pineapples on Pizza (so sorry) but my al pastor don't need the extra pineapple chunks on top of my taco. 🫪🫶🏻

[RyverPhoenix🛸 @ryver_phoenix]

Yes I will stand outside today and sweat my ass off because my memorial day weather was ripped away by mother natures piss. #nyc

[agent bubblegum @kaitduffy]

I pay NYC rent just to go to bed at 9pm and go see movies at AMC by myself