Ryan Whalen

let’s be honest, Twitter is for complaining.

[Ryan Whalen @rywhal]

@BrandSanderson I haven’t read the Cytoverse books, but my 2 year old daughter thinks doom slug ice cubes, from my Year of Sanderson box, are the coolest thing since… square ice cubes.

Now I might have to Cytoverse out.

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@LxckTV @elonmusk so 9 times ?

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Hey @Seamless. Way to make me wait an hour and a 40 minutes for food only to have it cancelled. It was fun watching the driver pass me on the map and go the wrong direction. But you’ll give me my money back within 3 business days I guess…

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@JamesGunn I CANNOT get the theme song for Peacemaker out of my head. Thanks a lot, man…

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@ashlynxpaiige @Marvel @Disney @Sony @SonyPictures @SpiderMan @MarvelStudios @DisneyStudios It’s resiculous because the options right now are let me pay you. Or I guess I’ll just find a way to steal it. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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@Marvel @Disney please let us stream Spiderman No Way Home. The internet is desperately trying to spoil it, and I can’t go out to a theater because of how things are with covid. Please? #SpiderManNoWayHome

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@ashlynxpaiige @Marvel @Disney @Sony @SonyPictures @SpiderMan @MarvelStudios @DisneyStudios Seriously. I will also legit throw money at you @Sony @Marvel. I’ll give you $50 to just let me watch this damn movie not in a crowded theater during some of the highest numbers of the pandemic.

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@nucklehedz I’m your 1000th follower.

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Love the book so far btw.

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@Kurz_Gesagt unless I’m mistaken, I found an error on page 13 of Immune. The circumference of Earth is a little less than 25,000 miles, and 10,000 miles is not three times that. Let Me know if I’m reading something wrong?

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Is there anything more annoying than when you download a free app that sounds cool, you open it up for the first time, and the app tells you you need a subscription to use it?

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@HamillHimself @kevharrison_ It’s true. @HamillHimself is the patron saint of twitter.

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@kevharrison_ I don’t usually tweet, but I will for this! Happy Birthday Daniel! I hope you have a great day.

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@BrandSanderson did you ever have a time when you were starting out where you wondered “why would anyone read this thing I’m writing?”. Sometimes I feel like it’s difficult to not feel like what I’m writing is derivative.

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@BrandSanderson what a welcome surprise to log into Fortnite and find a Kelsier skin! Though, I would pay good money for an Iron Eyes skin. Any more coming or is it just the one?

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$GME squeeze time? Let’s go baby! #GMEstock #gmegang

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@AOC can we agree now that we should resist Hollywood making some biopic about Marjorie Taylor Greene, or QAnon? We don’t need to lend any credibility to her or that craziness.

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Just to update you @Instacart, my order has been delayed for 4 full days, and has now been summarily cancelled because of a “batching error”. and I have to reorder and wait for the next delivery window which isn’t until Sunday. Thanks for nothing.

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@neiltyson if an alien space ship were coming into the solar system, decelerating from near the speed of light, would it have to enter on the plane of the ecliptic to get in a favorable orbit? Or could it come in perpendicularly?

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@Instacart Oh I’ve talked to your customer service half a dozen times now. Is Twitter customer service somehow different?

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@Instacart your lying manipulative customer service has guaranteed me a delivery window 4 times now only for it to be pushed back by 4 days so far. I just want my groceries so I can put frosting on my now 2 day old birthday cake...