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[ry @ryyion]

just found this letter from when I got in trouble in 4th grade for writing about GTA as my proudest moment

[ry @ryyion]

@sourberryvi its me, I’m the one mf

[Allwyn♡ @drgnfrt]

This is a really exciting option for me. I can host children’s birthday parties on the ground floor while also having enough space to reconstruct the Saw bathroom in its entirety in the basement

[Barb Vermeir 🇬🇾🇬🇾🇬🇾 @hotgrippz]

I’ll quit smoking if they invent another activity that lets me leave a group and go stand outside on my own for 5-10 minutes

[Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1]

Behind in American history bar trivia last night and then they announced the next round was "movies"

[ry @ryyion]

@Lilgingerx I think it was right before you started 😭 I used to have a video of all of it but I cant find it for whatever reason

[ry @ryyion]

thinking about when I worked at goodwill and someone donated at least over 50 different items of adam lambert memorabilia

[Mohammad @MargBarAmerica]

Feeling in the air right now, it’s like a microdose of The Big One. Good things happen eventually.

[ry @ryyion]

"where is the national guard in response to this natural disaster??" idk you tell me sharon

[ry @ryyion]

currently my favorite thing to do is remind people that it's because trump cut the funding for said program when someone starts complaining about how things have gotten worse somewhere and then watch them try and find a way to backtrack what they just said

[ry @ryyion]

for example people complaining about how the weather service has been wildly inaccurate this past year. who's fault is that 🤪🤪🤪

[ᨳ ɱαҽ ✫ @urethrafister69]

when salt and pepper had their baby paprika on blues clues.... that rocked me as a toddler. but I had moved on by the time they welcomed cinnamon into the world

[Raymond Tucker @RaymondTucker_]

Scary night to be drunk driving. All the rookies are out

[TWWASC @TWW4SC]

Don’t worry boys he’s gotta come back to twitter sometime

[ry @ryyion]

@PollTracker2024 I just know the devil has started preheating Hell for this man

[Maybe_Bryce @Maybe_Bryce]

How it feels the moment I open the door in the morning.

[baber @bakerbakerbaker]

i love that sweet spot of like 8 beers where you get The Photographers Eye

[ᴛeo🌴 @Mattdek_]

PSN needs to be hacked again because it seems like Sony forgot their lesson