Forcing your mutt down to your crotch only to have their tail wag - even when you unbuckle your belt… and your boot is in their stomach… they’re drooling for it. Perfect pup hm? <3
“you’re too little for that.” “oh baby, let me help. can’t have you hurting yourself.” “ah-ah honey, that isn’t for little ones like you.” “time to make that brain go bye-bye for a while, babydoll.” “where’s my baby? huh? i miss my little love.” “don’t you wanna be good?” yeah.
i wanna do puppyplay and answer my owner with wagging my tail and pointing with my nose and whining and barking and panting like a dog and do tricks and get belly rubs and ear scritches and chin scritches and sit when they tell me to sit and lay down when they tell me to lay down