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Beer gives me superpowers! Pants are my only weakness.

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I’d never thought I would find myself telling my son to stop dabbing during dinner time, but here I am.

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I hate this app more and more everyday. Now that threads is live, I’ll give it a try. And if I like it, I’ll give up Twitter.

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@Booker__Leslie

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@Booker__Leslie My moms sextape.

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@Booker__Leslie Only because once they get you out of it, it is theirs for the taking.

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@Booker__Leslie I’ve heard the same thing about my moms sex tape.

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@BeerInBigD

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I’m a 49ers fan who is married to a cowboys fan. Regardless of the outcome of this game, I’ll probably be sleeping on the couch. #FTTB

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@Booker__Leslie

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@Gold_Blooded21 If toilet paper is not on that list then there literally is no shit going down.

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@Booker__Leslie It’s a sailor moon.

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@saminacodes I could make it happen but I would require 1000 rubber bands, 100 coconuts, and a dozen pineapple grenades. No questions asked.

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@TheTrueVanguard

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@TheCryptarch

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I keep seeing tweets from people saying they will be leaving Twitter soon and to follow them on such and such platforms. I’m barely active on any social media.

Follow me on untapped!

https://t.co/bkQ6sLUuMW

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@TheTrueVanguard As long as it’s between the lines.

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@faceman802 They keep choking so bad, you’d think they’re into autoerotique asphyxiation.

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@TritonPlz Thic Grayson FTW!

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Album of the year.

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Here are four words to start your Monday off right: Mariah. Carey. Grunge. Album.
https://t.co/WO3ShJrc7R

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@ladydesiree

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21 breweries. A $1.01 beer at each one. Good until the end of the year. This will be fun.