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opened peacock app because of muscle memory again award

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my bf just told me mrs met isnt allowed to go to away games wtf..??? thats like sharia law

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i cant stop being like “this is just like riverdale” while watching twin peaks for the first time

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@phocbes it’s word salad 🥗

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forcing your captive audience to lock their phones in a pouch is the most infantilizing shit ive ever heard but the average phoebe bridgers fan might as well still be in diapers so whatever

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likeeeee😭😭 love her crazy azz

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my mom genuinely needs to be in rehab for taylor swift. like EMDR deprogramming or some shit

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@c0pycatkill3r STAY MAD WENCH

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phoebe bridgers name searchers stop you’re embarrassing

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@coldhealing @willowghosts so true. motion sickness is a great song

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@willowghosts we have a complicated relationship

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when the car in front of you sprays their windshield and some of it gets on your car it feels so violating…… it’s assault as far as im concerned

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instagram reels is all about being a funny child or senior citizen. or an amazing bird

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this indie “discourse” turning into a pissing contest is killing me. your biological clock is ticking people lets move on to more productive matters

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so i just actually scrolled on reels for the first time and wow i think i like it here

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im not even trying to be hateful cuz kylie is deffo my fav of the klan but seeing these pics of her bod genuinely grosses me out…….the hairlessness sickens me

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and he’s right too the cherries are AT LEAST half of the appeal of the drink

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for me im not depressed but i feel like Butters idk how to describe it. like im abused but laughing through it all chile

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they should put fourth year phd burnout in the next DSM