mid p*thy

tweets about my spin off career as a psychic

[mid p*thy @s0ls]

Am I confrontational?

[mid p*thy @s0ls]

The way my jaw dropped after finding out Glassdoor has a confessions page and this is what people write on it

[mid p*thy @s0ls]

In my WFH, office job, gym girlie, blonde highlights, uggs, too many vitamins, cook dinner at home, happy relationship era don’t know how I got here but it ain’t bad

[ava 🇵🇸 @wownicebuttdude]

This is what it feels like to request access to a Google Doc

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

Aries: I love doing 5 things at once & also starting & never finishing anything
Therapist: Let’s unpack that

[mid p*thy @s0ls]

If you need me I’ll be starting accutane at 28

[mid p*thy @s0ls]

If anyone’s wondering I’m getting paid $20 an hour to just sit here in the empty office waiting on the copier guy, this is corporate life.

[mid p*thy @s0ls]

The day has finally come… Where I forgot to put my tooth in for work.

[mid p*thy @s0ls]

Please stop messaging me about hair stylist job on indeed for the love of Christ almighty… I’m trying to move to career that only makes me cry once a year tops

[mid p*thy @s0ls]

Working in customer service does not make me experience a series of emotions that would lead me to cry out of blind rage, from having to repress it, every once in a while.

[mid p*thy @s0ls]

Me: I’m crazy, I’m a monster, what is happening to my body, why am I so devoid of joy?

Me: *gets period*

Every single month without fail

[mid p*thy @s0ls]

How do I find a urologist who’s available before May? Asking for a friend or advice honestly

[⭐️IT GIRL⭐️ @aliyahInterlude]

pillow princess but not in a sexual way, i just rlly like to sleep

[mid p*thy @s0ls]

@bigpeteontheweb That math checks out

[mid p*thy @s0ls]

Guinely wondering what a livable hourly wage in the year 2023???

[mid p*thy @s0ls]

Should I figure out to incorporate all the tweets before me n my bf started dating into his Valentine’s Day gift? (A chronically offline man who has only posted pictures of his cat on Instagram for the last 5 years)

[mid p*thy @s0ls]

After more or less not having any coffee for the last 6 months I’m starting to develop cravings lol

[mid p*thy @s0ls]

@sardinedream Tbh that’s kinda what I’m thinking to start, just to see what works for me. I was on Syronix in college and it was fine but then I switched to a different generic and it made me crazy. Definitely looking for something that does not do that, a very helpful suggestion!

[mid p*thy @s0ls]

To all the good folks on birth control, what do you guys like? I’m feeling pretty anti IUD and have appointment set up with my gyno but all advice on this subject would be lovely.

[mid p*thy @s0ls]

@silence__kit I would be open to it, I’m just very scared on the pain and some of the horror stories I’ve heard. But I’m happy to hear good experiences too!