sophie

🥂

[j aubrey 🤠 @jaubreyYT]

“We can’t just ignowe the pwesident’s desiwes”

[Carly Incontro @carlyincontro]

remember when they said a woman in power would be too emotional

[Barflugnarven🇻🇦 @barflugnarven]

You have to say pwease and tank you, Mistow Zensky

[💯 @1998hondacoupe]

Who else is watching the fight rn??

[☔ @Whotfismick]

“thank god it’s the weekend”

Me Saturday and Sunday :

[Rachel Paige @rachmeetsworld]

this is how your email finds me every day between thanksgiving and nye

[Ꮍᴀᴇʟ @elle91]

Oh no, I finished all of my little word games for the day and now I have to feel my feelings

[i like food @messedupfoods]

gf packed me lunch today 🥰

[. @abbyy_giirl]

me when i get back home to my man after bottomless mimosas

[paige @BonerWizard]

me at 3am trying to decide if I want a spoon of peanut butter or a handful of shredded cheese as a snack

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

he always had the face of a baby who hadn’t yet discovered object permanence

[Conor Ryan @ConorRyan_93]

when the hibachi chef starts doing the onion volcano

[first ethical space cowboy @cowboybecsbop]

my body is not a temple it is a midwest dive bar

[sophie @s0phie_stephens]

@GottwaldJillian :(

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

i made a little presentation