soph◡̈

[Fajr Malik @FajrEMalik]

microsoft outlook down in the middle of the work day

[vi ☭ @sinkbaby_]

we’re all having xe/xir salad for lunch

[Njord @VikingoArtico]

The United States after Election Day

[Paige 🐉 @PaigeloveTaylor]

Feeling like when the Barbies restored Barbieland

[Madeline Hill @mad_hill]

America is experiencing Knicks in 5 collectively right now

[E. @itselisaaaaa]

i no republican i Dominican

[normal person @arianadotgov]

they’re going to give newborn babies septum piercings at the hospital

[Bunkie Perkins @BunkiePerkins]

Texas’s new pronouns are He/Haw

[da joka™️🃏 @moneesincere]

United States of Dominican Republic ke lo ke wawawa

[fanta @buaalicious]

idk if you guys know but my good friend Chris Martin wrote a song about this

[schizzy ☆ @crybabybuick]

Simon says thug it out

[uMARAZOR @zizithebadgal]

& for the lady, perhaps a day off?

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

I just rolled a joint. It was my ankle.

[👑 J³ABz👑 @Jabz_CFC]

Tom Hardy fucking gets it, man

[mars @bajablstdeeznut]

Me and Spongebob go Way back

[Rue’s Last Fix @CurttiMagurtti]

Who fucking closed last night?

[oatmeal influencer @acechhh]

my princess diana

[Alfredo Flores @AlfredoFlores]

i love punch 🥺

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

Punch in a few years…

[seafood boil monkey updates @SNTLRNTSTNR]

bless up twin more life to the king my brudda