little miss corn chowder

top 1% of soup lovers

[erika @yeeeerika]

if you catch me smiling at my phone it’s because i'm looking at the photos of soup

[jeopardyfan2009 @chillaryquinton]

telling people you’re from nebraska is considered a party trick in nyc

[mia @miakanaiko]

saluting all the girls that survived a “i like you so much im just not ready for a relationship and i would be an awful partner but i can’t let you go and let’s just be friends but also fall in love and you deserve so much better but i won’t be that”

[little miss corn chowder @s0uplover]

If men are so incompetent that they are incapable of accomplishing a single task unless their wife writes it down for them, then we should probably place women as the leaders of every aspect of society. At least until the men figure out how to go to the grocery store.

[little miss corn chowder @s0uplover]

The cognitive dissonance of misogyny is so fascinating because men being too stupid to know what to do only ever has to do with loading the dishwasher and folding laundry, but never seems to translate to men in positions of power.

[Tyler Todt @tyromper]

*Tip for women.

Most of us men really want to help but don’t know how.

Give us lists!

Give us list items weekly we can take off your plate & we love to help!

Guys, ask her what can I take off your plate today?

The key is solid communication around this.

We can’t READ MINDS.

[🪱〽️〽️🅰️ @cheezitfan1]

I stand firmly on the belief that Nebraska is home to some of the most beautiful women in the world like it's insane

[mashed potato brains @nikkibitching]

why does it feel so vulnerable to ask about the soup of the day

[ʍ ҽ ց ղ @notahorror]

i moan loud as hell & if u don’t like it, go to a different olive garden

[erica @ericanextdooor]

(flirting) so what’s your favorite soup

[little miss corn chowder @s0uplover]

There should be a trap neuter release service for the demon men of Bushwick

[little miss corn chowder @s0uplover]

Hanging out with a guy is just constantly living in fear of being shown A Video

[little miss corn chowder @s0uplover]

@brit84878944 Omg lol 😂😂😂

[little miss corn chowder @s0uplover]

Hmmm having a hard time going back to sleep. Surely surrounding myself with screens will help

[little miss corn chowder @s0uplover]

Spotify ribbed for her pleasure

[grovy @grovymango]

Dressed for the very important occasion (having good soup)

[janice griffith *DO NOT TAG ME IN NSFW CONTENT @rejaniced]

i think yelling at politicians is good actually. if you’re a public servant you deserve to never have a moment of peace for the decisions you make that impact millions of people. get fucked

[madimoiselle ♡ @drivingmemadi]

ok lots of great thoughts but consider this

[little miss corn chowder @s0uplover]

@VickyGizziDiaz Congrats!!! ❤️❤️❤️