𝓛𝑒𝓋𝒾 𝓦𝒾𝓁𝓁𝒾𝒶𝓂, Eater of Man💖🔞

¡sʞɔnp ou 'suǝʞɔıɥɔ ou ¡sʞɔnɟ ou 'sʇıɥs ou

[𝓛𝑒𝓋𝒾 𝓦𝒾𝓁𝓁𝒾𝒶𝓂, Eater of Man💖🔞 @s0urpatchh0e]

A little flash never hurt anybody

[𝓛𝑒𝓋𝒾 𝓦𝒾𝓁𝓁𝒾𝒶𝓂, Eater of Man💖🔞 @s0urpatchh0e]

The way this man made me ride him (in the sheets and on a motorcycle), took me on a movie date, dropped me off at WeHo, let me spend the night at 3am, fucked me so good again this morning, took me on a breakfast date, and finally dropped me off at LA Union Station to go back home

[𝓛𝑒𝓋𝒾 𝓦𝒾𝓁𝓁𝒾𝒶𝓂, Eater of Man💖🔞 @s0urpatchh0e]

@blueliasd Then I’ll be his next feast

[𝓛𝑒𝓋𝒾 𝓦𝒾𝓁𝓁𝒾𝒶𝓂, Eater of Man💖🔞 @s0urpatchh0e]

@goldfiregodking

[𝓛𝑒𝓋𝒾 𝓦𝒾𝓁𝓁𝒾𝒶𝓂, Eater of Man💖🔞 @s0urpatchh0e]

@dimewoods @BidiBidiBangMe @jChapu15 Oh pookie they finna come for your ass for asking that

[𝓛𝑒𝓋𝒾 𝓦𝒾𝓁𝓁𝒾𝒶𝓂, Eater of Man💖🔞 @s0urpatchh0e]

Can’t say I didn’t try

[𝓛𝑒𝓋𝒾 𝓦𝒾𝓁𝓁𝒾𝒶𝓂, Eater of Man💖🔞 @s0urpatchh0e]

Ngl, Goose be dryer than Melania Trump’s coochie (probably)

[𝓛𝑒𝓋𝒾 𝓦𝒾𝓁𝓁𝒾𝒶𝓂, Eater of Man💖🔞 @s0urpatchh0e]

I’ll stick to 1 or 2 days for now holy shit

[𝓛𝑒𝓋𝒾 𝓦𝒾𝓁𝓁𝒾𝒶𝓂, Eater of Man💖🔞 @s0urpatchh0e]

My time for 3-day benders is ending, I fear

[𝓛𝑒𝓋𝒾 𝓦𝒾𝓁𝓁𝒾𝒶𝓂, Eater of Man💖🔞 @s0urpatchh0e]

@soyky_ Some people don’t give a fuck about being colonized with consent bb, it’s really not that deep, and only racists think otherwise

[𝓛𝑒𝓋𝒾 𝓦𝒾𝓁𝓁𝒾𝒶𝓂, Eater of Man💖🔞 @s0urpatchh0e]

@DylanRubic Even then, it’s not even entirely his parent’s genes, he honestly just let himself go

[𝓛𝑒𝓋𝒾 𝓦𝒾𝓁𝓁𝒾𝒶𝓂, Eater of Man💖🔞 @s0urpatchh0e]

I swear I hate all this fucking weirdo shit that’s discussed on a weekly fucking basis, just be friends with whoever you want and fuck whatever some chopped hoe has to say

[𝓛𝑒𝓋𝒾 ���𝒾𝓁𝓁𝒾𝒶𝓂, Eater of Man💖🔞 @s0urpatchh0e]

So weird AND hella fucking annoying that y’all keep bitching and moaning about who people in general are friends with or attracted to, despite literally getting the diversity y’all fucking wanted this time since y’all decided that all-white friend groups are a fucking crime

[carson @carsonstrash]

so weird that muscle gays literally exclusively hang out with/date other muscle gays

[𝓛𝑒𝓋𝒾 𝓦𝒾𝓁𝓁𝒾𝒶𝓂, Eater of Man💖🔞 @s0urpatchh0e]

Fawk me

[𝓛𝑒𝓋𝒾 𝓦𝒾𝓁𝓁𝒾𝒶𝓂, Eater of Man💖🔞 @s0urpatchh0e]

Still hung over after last night, anyway time for part 2

[𝓛𝑒𝓋𝒾 𝓦𝒾𝓁𝓁𝒾𝒶𝓂, Eater of Man💖🔞 @s0urpatchh0e]

Drinking a Tincture of Queensfoil (Ciroc) before I venture into the Ascendant Plane (the club)

[LukeCB14 @LukeCB14]

I fear I will never be as hyped as I was after watching this cutscene.

There really is nothing out there like Destiny.

#SaveDestiny
#WeWantDestiny3

[𝓛𝑒𝓋𝒾 𝓦𝒾𝓁𝓁𝒾𝒶𝓂, Eater of Man💖🔞 @s0urpatchh0e]

Still hung over after last night, anyway time for part 2

[𝓛𝑒𝓋𝒾 𝓦𝒾𝓁𝓁𝒾𝒶𝓂, Eater of Man💖🔞 @s0urpatchh0e]

He wasn’t even my type but the fact that he had the balls to hit on me at all at work was almost enough to make me drop my pants right there and fuck him in the paint department

[𝓛𝑒𝓋𝒾 𝓦𝒾𝓁𝓁𝒾𝒶𝓂, Eater of Man💖🔞 @s0urpatchh0e]

Customer: I like your earrings, where’d you get them?

Me: Thank you, I got them from Hot Topic

Customer: They look good, you’re hot too

Me:

[𝓛𝑒𝓋𝒾 𝓦𝒾𝓁𝓁𝒾𝒶𝓂, Eater of Man💖🔞 @s0urpatchh0e]

What’s this new trend everyone’s talking about?

[𝓛𝑒𝓋𝒾 𝓦𝒾𝓁𝓁𝒾𝒶𝓂, Eater of Man💖🔞 @s0urpatchh0e]

Non-stop grind

[𝓛𝑒𝓋𝒾 𝓦𝒾𝓁𝓁𝒾𝒶𝓂, Eater of Man💖🔞 @s0urpatchh0e]

@zachaniffx The fact that there’s no trans femme, non-binary, Punjabi amputee with a hijab in a wheelchair that also has dissociative identity disorder and Tourette’s