Dave Silk

Live for today, for tomorrow is not promised! A chap with an eclectic taste in all things - especially music, living life, and just having a giggle.

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@end3of6days9 Don’t Jump Off The Roof Dad - Tommy Cooper

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@WydRomanX The letter S

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@oelma__ Solo astronaut on the first ‘one way only, no coming back’ Mars mission? If you don’t want the job, I’ll take it! 🙈😂😂

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@malik_alee66879 Like everything in life, it’s each to their own I believe.

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@rasagullafqvf Every month has 28 days. Eleven of them just have a few more too - all 12 of them on leap years! 🤷‍♂️

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@AidaB1995 I’ve been married for 46 years. My wife decided to were too old about 30 years ago!! 🙈😂😂😂

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@EmilySm43 A guff! “Have you guffed?”

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@Oldtimers365 Beginning every answer to a question with the word “So…” , and the current major overuse of the word “robust” - both drive me bonkers!!! 🙈😂

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@tiri_220 Clifton?

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@MrPitbull07 At a BBQ, my mate - spur of the moment - proposed to his girl. As it wasn’t planned he grabbed a large Hula Hoop potato crisp snack from the buffet and slipped it onto her finger.
Laughing, she happily said yes regardless of the ‘ring’. After another beer, he ate the ring! 😂

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@kballew I’m colourblind so didn’t get it at all! 🙈😂

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@Kagsy25 HaHa! I wished I did look 40 mate!! Add a nought to the end of the number and you’d be getting close!! I’m fine though thanks my friend. x

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@Nipi_220 $88

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@Ashleyo4h 46

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@negimaxx I’m just about to turn 70 years of age - but I only feel 40 in my head. Someone told me not to worry about my age; I could have another 20 years left yet. I smiled. I know how fast the last 20 years has passed by. Yes. It’s scary. Live for today, tomorrow is not promised! 👍🏻

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@BerisfordRon Is it Wally??

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@Kagsy25 So sorry to hear this matey. Thoughts are with you. x

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@AlexaBliz_ Clock face numbers are all wrong

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@BCorvair @KeruboSk 👍🏻